Why did the person above you dump you?

I didn't like any of the power rangers

beacause I tied him up and spanked him ;-)

beacuse she presumed wrongly ;-P

he couldn't keep up with my fiction addiction

Because I covered her face with a towl

I didn't like her taste in clothes

I whined at the gym, "I wanna go home!"

I didn't even understand what an aviator is!

I wanted to stay home on a Friday night.

I didn't want her 4-wheeling in a dress.

I was more of a sports car guy

Because I baked cupcakes with ExLax frosting as she complained of constipation and I just wanted to help. How was I supposed to know she had a funeral THAT day!!! Needless to say, there was little crying and lots of gagging and screaming at that maudlin affair

She wanted me to tell her stories all day long.

I didn't buy her donuts

Because she said I live in a poor neighborhood.