Why did the person above you dump you?
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I cut her hair when she was sleeping0
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i didnt inform him before starting a bulk0
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Yep. That would do it. lol0
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Protein farts0
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I complained about his protein farts...0
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I pulled the blanket over her head after I farted. I ate a huge bowl of beans that night.0
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I hid her face cream and would only give it back if she made me a sammich.0
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She didn't like the "additions" that I put in her sammich.
Allergies....AH CHOO!0 -
Didn't want me to drink beer in the middle of the day...too bad.0
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She drank me under the table at the local watering hole. Embarrassed that I couldn't handle my liquor, she left me there alone, with the bar tab.0
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I stole their monocle and gave it to the dog.0
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I became a crazy duck lady. :P0
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I didn't like her cat.0
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I didn't own a Jeep.0
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Got that right!:smokin:I didn't own a Jeep.
She didn't like coffee.0 -
I kept asking to drive her jeep0
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I wouldn't let him drive the Jeep, because he would screw up the clutch.0
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Because I tried to talk her into taking off her sunglasses...she kept them on 24/70
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He kept wearing tight shirts, to attract all the "ladies"0
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She was jealous of my super awesome sunglasses0
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i just mentioned Japanese rain goggles to her and she got furious0
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I kept offering him shirts0
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I kept buying him combs!
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i kept asking her to do her kegels regularly :P0
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He got tired of my hugs! :ohwell:0
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LOL! :laugh:
I was much too rough with him!0 -
I wasn't rough enough with her....0
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He was just not that into me.0
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I tried to make her wear a sundress...then she got all confused.0
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