Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

tomomatic
tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Saw this article and thought it would make a great thread.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/27-people-confess-to-the-fattest-thing-theyve-ever-done/

What is the "fattest thing" you've ever done?

- I was stressed out about layoffs and my awesome employer announced that there would be big changes coming later in the afternoon. I ordered a medium pizza and ate the whole thing.

- #15 - Pretended there were other people in the room so I'd feel less guilty about ordering two pizzas. I was all about the BOGO.
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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I remember one drunk night I consume 15 mix drinks and shots and ate 6 dollar menu sandwiches. That was kind of like a normal 3 times a month type of thing when I used to frequent the bars.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    So many.

    Ate 12 cupcakes, alone, on my birthday.

    Ordered 5 desserts, no dinner entree, on my birthday.

    Ate a pint of ice cream sitting in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.

    Ate a regular dinner before going out with friends. Ate my 2nd dinner with them.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    So many.

    Ate 12 cupcakes, alone, on my birthday.

    Ordered 5 desserts, no dinner entree, on my birthday.

    Ate a pint of ice cream sitting in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.

    Ate a regular dinner before going out with friends. Ate my 2nd dinner with them.
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    http://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/27-people-confess-to-the-fattest-thing-theyve-ever-done/
    HAHAHA #3 is just epic.
  • jessieleah
    jessieleah Posts: 204 Member
    I was just thinking about this yesterday. I've worked at Chipotle for nearly 2 years now, and when I first started, my employee meal would usually consist of 2 small steak quesadillas plus an entire bag of chips.... that I would then dip into sour cream. This was like.. on a daily basis.
  • JustFindingMe
    JustFindingMe Posts: 390 Member
    OMG.



    These are heartbreaking but worded so bluntly, it was hard not to laugh!
  • onefortyone
    onefortyone Posts: 531 Member
    McDonald's accidentally gave hubby and I like 6 extra burgers (I swear we didn't ask for 6 mcdoubles) and we didn't realise until we opened the bag. We went back in to take them back and get a refund, and they told us to keep the burgers, because they'd have to be thrown out anyway.

    We ate all the burgers. 10 in total.

    We've also done the bucket-of-cheeseballs thing.

    No shame in our game.
  • emily889
    emily889 Posts: 296 Member
    Lied and said I didn't eat lunch or dinner when I really did so I could go out to eat with friends...still ate an entire meal anyways. Did this countless times haha.

    Often ate an entire can of jalepeno cheese dip with doritos..until one or the other ran out..usually the dip lol
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    I really like #10. So much love and understanding in that couple.
    Also nearly burst out laughing at #3!
  • ponycyndi
    ponycyndi Posts: 858 Member
    I've done #3 so many times, it became a habit. I didn't want anyone in my family to think I was selfish (oh the irony), all the while judging family members who eat in secret. Because duh, if you eat in secret, your pants will still know.
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
    Had a bad day at school and felt lonely. So I ate an entire extra large meat lovers' cheesy calzone from a local pizza store with fries and regular coke. :ohwell: I bought the same thing a month back and ate it over 5 meals :noway:
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
    Bought fancy sweatpants that look like dress pants so I can wear something stretchy to work. :noway:
  • caracrawford1
    caracrawford1 Posts: 657 Member
    Ate vanilla frosting. Right out of the jar. Ate a whole package of vanilla double stuf oreos. Used to eat pints of haagen dazs all the time on my own..
  • jonlfischer
    jonlfischer Posts: 171 Member
    Once ate 2 foot long subs and a large 16" pizza
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Can honestly say that none of the things listed in the article is relevant to me.

    However, a couple years ago, I was BBQing for a Company Golf Tournament. The BBQ's are set up so that the Golfer's pass by on several holes. One of the organizers brought in 6 Boxes of Doughnuts from Voodoo Doughnuts (google it). Each box had 24 doughnuts in it. Each box had one Bacon Maple Bar in it.

    While everyone was golfing, I got into each box and ate all six Bacon Maple Bars. Had no room for BBQ at the end of the tournament.
  • markrichtsspraytan
    markrichtsspraytan Posts: 89 Member
    40 dollars at McDonalds

    If it was only 5 salads, that wouldn't be so bad!
  • markrichtsspraytan
    markrichtsspraytan Posts: 89 Member
    Whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
  • soopaang
    soopaang Posts: 27 Member
    A friend and I once planned the "perfect meal" which was basically our favorite things from five different restaurants. We planned a route and scaled the city all day. Once we had all the items we took them home and had a ritual feast. It was actually pretty fun but also kind of a fat thing to do...
  • klkarlen
    klkarlen Posts: 4,366 Member
    This should have come with a warning not to read it at work. I had a hard time stifling the laughter!

    Back in the days when I didn't have to watch my calories, I used to go out to dinner with my future ex-husband and another couple to a local Chinese restaurant. We would get a booth, and they would have to bring another table over to hold all the food we would order. It was gluttony at it's finest. The owners LOVED seeing us come in the door.

    At the age of 5 I ate a half loaf of Arnold's bread while my mother was gardening. Didn't even get sick.

    After wisdom tooth extractions I was craving brownies, but was still on a liquid diet, so I made the brownies and ate half of the uncooked batter.

    ETA: Went to visit the same couple when they moved to a new state, and we ordered take out delivery from 3 different restaurants just for dinner.
  • ashleydawndill
    ashleydawndill Posts: 242 Member
    Moderation is a bit of a struggle for me. I (used to) eat things in their entirety;

    A whole box of mini wheats
    An entire loaf of bread (sometimes plain, sometimes slathered in peanut butter)
    Entire 2-litre bottles of pop
    Whole box of cream-puffs. But seriously, those are so good.
    Entire cakes, whole dozen of cupcakes, whatever. I'd eat it all

    I have a fierce craving for creampuffs now..
  • tzdani
    tzdani Posts: 13 Member
    Lied and said I didn't eat lunch or dinner when I really did so I could go out to eat with friends...still ate an entire meal anyways. Did this countless times haha.

    Often ate an entire can of jalepeno cheese dip with doritos..until one or the other ran out..usually the dip lol

    Personally, I like a can of jalepeno cheese dip with cheetos! And no, I don't do it anymore, but... I miss it!
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    The list made me laugh so hard!
  • ChunkLaFunk
    ChunkLaFunk Posts: 38 Member
    Convincing myself I still had a 32-inch waist by wearing my pants lower and lower. Had to accept reality when I could no longer tuck in my shirt. :happy:
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