Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done
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My wife loves to remind me of this one. On one of our patented "hangover days" (patent pending), in addition to chips and soda and candy bars, I ate an entire rotisserie chicken from Safeway. That chicken deserved it, though.
Recently, for an Oktoberfest celebration, in addition to fondue, brats and sliders, I drank just over 1.5 gallons of beer. I don't view this as fat, but as more of an accomplishment.
I'm sure I've done worse, but those two come to mind.8 -
A friend and I once planned the "perfect meal" which was basically our favorite things from five different restaurants. We planned a route and scaled the city all day. Once we had all the items we took them home and had a ritual feast. It was actually pretty fun but also kind of a fat thing to do...4
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This should have come with a warning not to read it at work. I had a hard time stifling the laughter!
Back in the days when I didn't have to watch my calories, I used to go out to dinner with my future ex-husband and another couple to a local Chinese restaurant. We would get a booth, and they would have to bring another table over to hold all the food we would order. It was gluttony at it's finest. The owners LOVED seeing us come in the door.
At the age of 5 I ate a half loaf of Arnold's bread while my mother was gardening. Didn't even get sick.
After wisdom tooth extractions I was craving brownies, but was still on a liquid diet, so I made the brownies and ate half of the uncooked batter.
ETA: Went to visit the same couple when they moved to a new state, and we ordered take out delivery from 3 different restaurants just for dinner.1 -
I once bought an entire chocolate cake just for myself and ate it for breakfast. I just wanted to prove to myself I was an adult and I could do whatever I wanted and also fulfill the dreams of kid me.12
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Moderation is a bit of a struggle for me. I (used to) eat things in their entirety;
A whole box of mini wheats
An entire loaf of bread (sometimes plain, sometimes slathered in peanut butter)
Entire 2-litre bottles of pop
Whole box of cream-puffs. But seriously, those are so good.
Entire cakes, whole dozen of cupcakes, whatever. I'd eat it all
I have a fierce craving for creampuffs now..2 -
Lied and said I didn't eat lunch or dinner when I really did so I could go out to eat with friends...still ate an entire meal anyways. Did this countless times haha.
Often ate an entire can of jalepeno cheese dip with doritos..until one or the other ran out..usually the dip lol
Personally, I like a can of jalepeno cheese dip with cheetos! And no, I don't do it anymore, but... I miss it!1 -
The list made me laugh so hard!0
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Convincing myself I still had a 32-inch waist by wearing my pants lower and lower. Had to accept reality when I could no longer tuck in my shirt. :happy:1
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As a recovering closet binge eater, I've done a ton of fat-*kitten* things I'm not proud of...... the one thing that stands out the most to me, though, is that I stole a seat belt extender from an airline so I wouldn't have to keep asking for one on every flight. :ohwell:12
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I once ordered a $2.22 filet o fish and fries at McDonalds on my way home from work.. 26 miles later I stopped at a SECOND McDonalds and ordered another one.. WITH an apple pie.
On no less than a dozen occasions I bought a box of Drake's cakes Yodles or Devil Dogs at the grocery store and ate the entire box before my husband got home.... then hid all evidence.
I ate my nephew's Halloween candy.. and blamed it on the dog.
I ate candy canes from two Christmases ago.
I have eaten sugar cubes straight.
I have ordered two meals at a drive through and gotten two drinks even though it was more expensive just so that the counter girl wouldn't think that all the food was for me.
I made a lemon meringue pie for thanksgiving.. then had to make a new one at midnight because I couldn't wait and had eaten the whole pie by myself... straight from the tin.4 -
ordered two drinks so it didn't look like all the food was for me!
^ I used to do this all the time! Also I would keep a note pad visable so it looked like I was reading other people orders. Nope just me, myself and I.4 -
After a night out and drinking a little bit too many, I went to Taco Bell and ordered six items and I'm pretty sure finished them all!1
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After a night out and drinking a little bit too many, I went to Taco Bell and ordered six items and I'm pretty sure finished them all!
Mere child's play.3 -
Once ate 2 foot long subs and a large 16" pizza
And apparently converted it all into pure beast mode strength!0 -
Ive had that triple dipper from Chili's numerous times and regretted it every time
Potato wedges and a breakfast jack and two tacos all covered in Buttermilk from Jack n Box... uggghh
And a all you can eat Sushi roll buffet... never again lol.
And the devil----... Foot long coney with tator tots with cheese, sometimes chili on the tator tots...
The article was funny. Thanks :laugh:0 -
When I still lived at home I would sneak bags of chips, cans of pop, candy bars, you name it down my parent's laundry chute so they wouldn't catch me. I would wrap everything in laundry so it wouldn't make a "thud".2
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Bought a decorated birthday cake from Walmart, took it home, flipped the plastic container upside down so the top was like a giant bowl, then I ate the cake. All of it, including the frosting, in one sitting.
It was not my birthday. I was not depressed. I just wanted cake.14 -
I never really thought of my actions as 'fat' but this thread has me pausing.
I remember at 5 my Mom said I could have a couple slices of homepride whole wheat butter-topped bread when I was sick. But I didn't know what a 'couple' meant? Was it 2? Was it 5? ...So I ate the whole loaf. It made sense to 5 year old me.
I'm pretty sure I consume at last 1 - 1 1/2 pumpkin pies within a 3 day period each Thanksgiving. I only ate Pumpkin Pie before my wedding. About half a pie and I didn't get married until like...3pm so I still feel that is completely justified.
I've eaten half a pan of dump cake in one day. Typically with ice cream or whipped cream. Multiple times. Considering that 1 cup of butter goes into each cake...I feel that it's a bit of an accomplishment.
I learned how to make...so many desserts just so I wasn't limited by restaurant portions. Bread pudding with whiskey butter sauce, pumpkin cheese cake, flourless chocolate cake, special k crusted french toast.... and more.
I've demolished 60% of an I Declare Elcaire from Claim Jumper in one sitting. I would have had more, but I was sharing.
The picture below shows scale so you understand the significance. It's a giant eclair, with custard and french vanilla ice cream covered in hot fudge and whipped cream.
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I ate an entire box of cocoa puffs cereal in one day for breakfast, lunch, dinner, was stress eating.0
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I sat and ate a entire pint of hagen daz banana split ice cream0
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