Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • alliecore
    alliecore Posts: 446 Member
    There's a truck wash a few miles from our house. There's this HUGE sign that says "Come dirty--leave wet"!!!! I laugh every time!
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!
  • possummama
    possummama Posts: 96 Member
    Blue Lick, KY
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    vagility
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    vagility

    ooohhhh....or someone that is vagile!
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    Knob Lick, KY
    Big Bone Lick, KY


    Kentucky has several
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    MFP ....
  • armingone
    armingone Posts: 16 Member
    Ointment and applicator are my two.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    MFP ....

    *giggle*
  • Swilson87
    Swilson87 Posts: 139
    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
  • djthom
    djthom Posts: 651 Member
    Wholesale warehouse "BJ's"
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    MFP ....

    OMG so true taso :happy: :laugh:
  • FIREfitGrl27
    FIREfitGrl27 Posts: 199
    Polishing the knob.....

    Cleaning the pipes...

    Laying the pipe...


    All of these...I have learned ...are double meaning! Smh lol
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    big5pc.jpg

    but this might be a photoshop (still funny)
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
    big5pc.jpg

    but this might be a photoshop (still funny)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
    They took over a chain of sporting goods stores here a few years ago! Cracked me up everytime I passed one for months. Still makes me giggle.
  • friedlillies
    friedlillies Posts: 19
    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:


    ! kum and go ! I've never in all my days... I think I'm going to pee myself laughing! Glad I don't have to see that on the way to work every morning...way too funny
  • friedlillies
    friedlillies Posts: 19
    oh, and Badcock Furniture stores, i've not seen one in some time but I always thought "What an awful name!"
  • just4peachy
    just4peachy Posts: 594 Member
    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
    Those are pretty common here but last weekend I was home to visit and passed one that had just been built. I pointed it out to my son and said, "Look, that's a huge D*ck's buddy!"
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    caulk

    makes me laugh anytime I use that in a sentence, or doing home repair

    hang on a sec while I break out my caulk
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
    Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah.

    what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would die.

    Totally didn't get the liquors part at first either... OMG im dying
  • thumper44
    thumper44 Posts: 1,464 Member
    I'll never forget this. A teacher in high school was proud to have a baby girl.
    They named her Facile.

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    From Middle French facile, from Latin facilis (“easy to do, easy, literally doable")
  • Swilson87
    Swilson87 Posts: 139
    Ok that didn't come out like it was supposed to...lol
    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"
    Those are pretty common here but last weekend I was home to visit and passed one that had just been built. I pointed it out to my son and said, "Look, that's a huge D*ck's buddy!"
  • bmreed0920
    bmreed0920 Posts: 139 Member
    We have a BJ's Liquor here. Also, when I was working as a telemarketer for the GOP doing surveys one of the names that was on my list was Anita Ho. I couldn't do that call I was laughing to hard and my manager couldn'y take it either. Oh and theres a sign off the Turner Turnpike that says Now Entering Kickapoo Nation.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    ... I was working as a telemarketer for the GOP doing surveys one of the names that was on my list was Anita Ho.

    Thus my continuing statement: Never name a child Anita. too many folks they could marry such as Cox, Mann, King, Johnston, Lay (all names found on Yahoo people search)
  • foodforfuel
    foodforfuel Posts: 569 Member
    I really want to know if people measure the curve in their banana for logging purposes, but I've been afraid to ask! :blushing:
  • karriesue
    karriesue Posts: 19
    me too! every time!
  • Yemaya1129
    Yemaya1129 Posts: 75
    There is a Vietnamese noodle bar (or was) in London called the Phat Phuc.
    There is apparently a sushi bar located somewhere in the US called the Fuk Mi.

    The Food Network website has an entire list, with pictures, but there are some on there that might be offensive to some. I'll let those inclined google it. :)
  • DrumlineGirl
    DrumlineGirl Posts: 178 Member
    Tunapuna, Trinidad.
  • DrumlineGirl
    DrumlineGirl Posts: 178 Member
    big5pc.jpg

    but this might be a photoshop (still funny)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Well that's in the same area code as the are of my hometown, and I can't say I'd be surprised!
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