Things that sound dirty - but aren't

Black fleece ANG jacket, also known as a "chubby".

I was watching Dora the explorer with my daughter once and they were looking for the gooey geyser.
lol and the end they were all running from the goo:laugh:

so funnie!

caulk

makes me laugh anytime I use that in a sentence, or doing home repair

hang on a sec while I break out my caulk

Oh gracious... That word always kills me! Dad works at a home improvement store and always brings home A LOT of different tools and things to work on our house. I've uttered the following unfortunate sentences...
When organizing our garage....
"Where do you want me to put all this caulk?" & "There's too much caulk. It's not gonna fit here. I only have enough room for 3."
When building a box into my window for the window a/c unit...
"I'm gonna need more caulk. There are holes everywhere."

And then there's "screw". I was workin' on something and dad walked by right as I told my mom I needed a screw. She saw him before I did and started acting like I meant it dirty and started "giving me advice" before she couldn't take the horrified looks on our faces anymore and started laughing hysterically.

My husband is a chiropractor & he will adjust his own back at times with two tennis balls that are taped together. One night he asked me, "Honey, have you seen my balls?" He barely finished the question before he realized what he said... This was years ago & we still crack up about it!

I have a co-worker who moved to Regina. I giggle every time, too!

Caulk.

Darn I see someone else posted it.

P-trap?

You can go into any hardware store and find names for many things that may sound kind of dirty.

Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah.

what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would die.

Bunghole Liquors is in Salem Ma.- I laugh every time we pass it! I've actually had my picture taken infront of it - just because LOL

Something my husband says a lot- "Hey, do you mind if I go downstairs and ride the trainer for about an hour?" I usually ask him how she was when he comes back upstairs.....

Around here there is an area called "5 points" also "Blue ball" and in KY I pass "Big Bone Lick state park" a lot.

http://parks.ky.gov/findparks/recparks/bb/

Also we have a pizza chain here called "Chubbys pizza"


Tim

HIIT

Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah.

what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would die.

HILARIOUS!

When I was growing up we had a grocery chain called ****'s. When they first came out with their savers card they called them "****'s In Siders Card" when said together is sounds like "****s in sider her" they changed it shortly after (but I still have one). We also use to call the plastic bag they put the groceries in "****'s bags"

We have a pizza place in our town call Picasso Pizza and on their sign the "Picasso" is outline and looks just like a penis balls and all, and when it's lights up at night, you only see the outline. We refer to it as Penis Pizza... fyi it is good pizza.

We have a village nearby called clithero.. Yes it does say *kitten* hero!! Fortunately it is pronounced with a th not a t but it's amusing to see on signs

Have you ever heard someone try and teach someone else how to smoke a cigar and get the smoke to billow?
OMG. Each sentence was followed with "thats what she said"
AWESOME