Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • sparklesammy
    sparklesammy Posts: 465 Member
    We have a village nearby called clithero.. Yes it does say *kitten* hero!! Fortunately it is pronounced with a th not a t but it's amusing to see on signs :tongue:

    I have driven through it...we all felt uncomfortable : )

    Aso...when people leave my work we have to fill in a "discharge form" which sounds minging.

    And this semester in a tutorial we talked about Penal substitution - which really actually isnt rude! its about Jesus!
  • Margy68
    Margy68 Posts: 21
    Uranus
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    bengay
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    Tabata. It sounds like some kind of tantric sex secret.
  • Delboy1961
    Delboy1961 Posts: 26
    Fallujah
  • TennisLoveGirl
    TennisLoveGirl Posts: 30 Member
    At a recent spinning class, the instructor yelled out "Don't touch your levers!" The men looked mildly amused but us women couldn't stop laughing out loud!! It took us several minutes to recover and regain focus!!
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
    Was scrolling through the channels late one night and came across this listing on PBS:

    "Richard Bangs' Adventures with Purpose"

    Some people's parents just don't think. :noway:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Get it in

    Ha i cant not be the only one that agrees right? :)
  • missmeagan89
    missmeagan89 Posts: 30
    uranus

    stupid...but true...lol
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    nut butters
    whoopie pie
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    cockles
    gherkins
    snatches (as in dumbell snatches)
  • McFatterton
    McFatterton Posts: 1,358 Member
    Due to all the basketball that my husband has been watching all weekend, I have heard grown men say the word "penetration" WAY too many times!
  • Mountain_woman
    Mountain_woman Posts: 229 Member
    In the restaurant industry, the giant tubes of ground beef, and I'm talking like 10-20lb tubes are called "chubs". Always makes me giggle.

    "Hey. Can you grab a 10lb chub from the walk-in?"
    Then the line cook walks out with it in an incredibly suggestive placement. All kitchen humor is preverse in nature.

    Also, there is a machine that rolls dough out to thin sheets called a "sheerer". I've also hear it called a sheeter.
    But I remember going through culinary school and seeing one for the first time and there was a little sign on the machine that said,

    "Don't put your fingers in the hopper.". Imagine 25 new students giggling during the tour.
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    poopdeck
    courtesy of Spongebob squarepants!!!
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  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    speaking of Spongebob - I don't think I'd really want to have Mr. Crabs in my Bikini Bottom... just sayin'

    You're forgetting Sandy Cheeks!!!!!:laugh:
  • rhiannon1979
    rhiannon1979 Posts: 166 Member
    We have a place here called Hot Box Pizza.
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    Hard Packed (ice cream)
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    speaking of Spongebob - I don't think I'd really want to have Mr. Crabs in my Bikini Bottom... just sayin'

    ewwwww!

    golden snitch. (sorry HP fans!)
  • sdickman
    sdickman Posts: 25 Member
    Ha! Nice to know I’m not the only immature one to giggle at such things.

    My co-worker and I laugh at people’s names a lot!!

    Crystal Johnson always gets me.

    And the last name Tinkle.

    And being a Nascar fan, I just can’t help it… Jimmy Johnson (besides being repetitive) is very funny to me!!
    :blushing:


    How about **** Trickle?
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    There are a couple of companies here (Victoria, BC) with great slogans

    Scaffolding company - "Follow me for great erections"
    *crap* I can't remember the other one.

    Pat the bunny
    the whole pat the bunny book sounds dirty!

    can you play peek-a-boo with Paul?
    can you feel daddy's scratchy beard?
    can you put your finger in Mummy's ring?
  • milehighcritic
    milehighcritic Posts: 199
    lake titicaca
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"

    They have D1CK's by me, and i never even thought of this!!
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
    Publix
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

    They had those when I lived in Grand Junction, Colorado. We used to call them Spurt and Split.
  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
    I don't know why, but every time I hear someone talk about double fisting a drink....I giggle :)
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    We've got a Withlacoochee River :bigsmile:
  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
    I forgot to add.....

    Hummer and their slogan is Like Nothing Else (I think)

    Every time one drives by us on the road......

    Hubby "I wish I could get a Hummer",
    Me "I bet you do"
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Someone mentioned Nascar earlier.

    Can't leave out good old D.ick Trickle.
  • A_shelton316
    A_shelton316 Posts: 127 Member
    oh, and Badcock Furniture stores, i've not seen one in some time but I always thought "What an awful name!"


    I bought my bed set from Badcock In Savannah, GA lol too funny!
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