Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
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    There are a couple of companies here (Victoria, BC) with great slogans

    Scaffolding company - "Follow me for great erections"
    *crap* I can't remember the other one.

    Pat the bunny
    the whole pat the bunny book sounds dirty!

    can you play peek-a-boo with Paul?
    can you feel daddy's scratchy beard?
    can you put your finger in Mummy's ring?
  • milehighcritic
    milehighcritic Posts: 199
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    lake titicaca
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
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    Sporting Goods Store

    "D1CK'S Sporting GOODS"

    They have D1CK's by me, and i never even thought of this!!
  • joilet
    joilet Posts: 99
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    Publix
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
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    Kum and Go - convenience store chain

    You may not have them where you live but they are everywhere here now. Where they first started putting them in here I was like you have got to be kidding me!! :laugh:

    They had those when I lived in Grand Junction, Colorado. We used to call them Spurt and Split.
  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
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    I don't know why, but every time I hear someone talk about double fisting a drink....I giggle :)
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
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    We've got a Withlacoochee River :bigsmile:
  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
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    I forgot to add.....

    Hummer and their slogan is Like Nothing Else (I think)

    Every time one drives by us on the road......

    Hubby "I wish I could get a Hummer",
    Me "I bet you do"
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
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    Someone mentioned Nascar earlier.

    Can't leave out good old D.ick Trickle.
  • A_shelton316
    A_shelton316 Posts: 127 Member
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    oh, and Badcock Furniture stores, i've not seen one in some time but I always thought "What an awful name!"


    I bought my bed set from Badcock In Savannah, GA lol too funny!
  • hofdog
    hofdog Posts: 269 Member
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    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)
  • ambie35
    ambie35 Posts: 853 Member
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    City in Nova Scotia - Tatamagouchie

    Lol,its actually spelled "Tatamagouche". I am from Nova Scotia and I laugh whenever I drive past a sign that says it :P
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    We have a liquor store in my home town called the Liquor Box...get it? lick her...anyways the sign out front says liquor in the front, poker in the back lol poke her...sorry, I almost pee a little when ever I drive by, that is my liquor store of choice just for their advertising...
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
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    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)

    I always wondered what that was.....:laugh:
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
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    poopdeck
    courtesy of Spongebob squarepants!!!

    Actually there are many in this vein - comes from the Navy.

    Took a long time to get used to saying "I gotta go to the head" (bathroom) or "go down below"
    Slush the crane
    Grease the bushings
    Lots more...
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
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    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL

    ah, that reminds me...
    stopcock
    petcock
  • strohm3
    strohm3 Posts: 4
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    Don't forget -Shuttlecock
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    How about things that just kind of look wrong: geoduck clams. :noway:

    @cfred40 - the Cincinnati style three ways always made me giggle. Lol
  • vdickens
    vdickens Posts: 11
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    When I was growing up we had a grocery chain called ****'s. When they first came out with their savers card they called them "****'s In Siders Card" when said together is sounds like "****s in sider her" they changed it shortly after (but I still have one). We also use to call the plastic bag they put the groceries in "****'s bags"



    My last name is ****ens. In high school when my husband and I were still dating, everyone told us when we got married we should start a hot cider company: Hot ****ens Cider ....still makes me laugh

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