Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
    I don't know why, but every time I hear someone talk about double fisting a drink....I giggle :)
  • nikkinikki113
    nikkinikki113 Posts: 279 Member
    We've got a Withlacoochee River :bigsmile:
  • fat2phatmommy
    fat2phatmommy Posts: 10 Member
    I forgot to add.....

    Hummer and their slogan is Like Nothing Else (I think)

    Every time one drives by us on the road......

    Hubby "I wish I could get a Hummer",
    Me "I bet you do"
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Someone mentioned Nascar earlier.

    Can't leave out good old D.ick Trickle.
  • A_shelton316
    A_shelton316 Posts: 127 Member
    oh, and Badcock Furniture stores, i've not seen one in some time but I always thought "What an awful name!"


    I bought my bed set from Badcock In Savannah, GA lol too funny!
  • hofdog
    hofdog Posts: 269 Member
    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)
  • ambie35
    ambie35 Posts: 853 Member
    City in Nova Scotia - Tatamagouchie

    Lol,its actually spelled "Tatamagouche". I am from Nova Scotia and I laugh whenever I drive past a sign that says it :P
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    We have a liquor store in my home town called the Liquor Box...get it? lick her...anyways the sign out front says liquor in the front, poker in the back lol poke her...sorry, I almost pee a little when ever I drive by, that is my liquor store of choice just for their advertising...
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)

    I always wondered what that was.....:laugh:
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
    poopdeck
    courtesy of Spongebob squarepants!!!

    Actually there are many in this vein - comes from the Navy.

    Took a long time to get used to saying "I gotta go to the head" (bathroom) or "go down below"
    Slush the crane
    Grease the bushings
    Lots more...
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL

    ah, that reminds me...
    stopcock
    petcock
  • strohm3
    strohm3 Posts: 4
    Don't forget -Shuttlecock
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    How about things that just kind of look wrong: geoduck clams. :noway:

    @cfred40 - the Cincinnati style three ways always made me giggle. Lol
  • vdickens
    vdickens Posts: 11
    When I was growing up we had a grocery chain called ****'s. When they first came out with their savers card they called them "****'s In Siders Card" when said together is sounds like "****s in sider her" they changed it shortly after (but I still have one). We also use to call the plastic bag they put the groceries in "****'s bags"



    My last name is ****ens. In high school when my husband and I were still dating, everyone told us when we got married we should start a hot cider company: Hot ****ens Cider ....still makes me laugh
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    In Toronto Ontario there is an alcohol treatment house for men. The sign on the house says "Poonani House"

    I couldnt stop laughing when I saw it.
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    Oh...and there are tiny plastic bottles of various flavours of sodapop - the brand name is "chubby"
    My brother in law was offered one at the table one night during dinner, he said "sure I'll have a chubby, never had one before"
    We were laughing so hard we were ready to pee!!!
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    Can't believe I forgot this, living in the Cincy/Northern Kentucky area. As mentioned earlier Big Bone Lick(just a short drive away from me) is just a hop and skip away from Rabbit Hash Ky.
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    my kids call my father in law poppy. my wife likes to ask her mom if she wants some poppycock.
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    I've been laughing hysterically, and shared with my husband.
    He went on to tell me that there is a restaurant in Cape Breton called "Lick-a-Chick"
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