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Things that sound dirty - but aren't

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  • hofdog
    hofdog Posts: 269 Member
    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)
  • ambie35
    ambie35 Posts: 853 Member
    City in Nova Scotia - Tatamagouchie

    Lol,its actually spelled "Tatamagouche". I am from Nova Scotia and I laugh whenever I drive past a sign that says it :P
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    We have a liquor store in my home town called the Liquor Box...get it? lick her...anyways the sign out front says liquor in the front, poker in the back lol poke her...sorry, I almost pee a little when ever I drive by, that is my liquor store of choice just for their advertising...
  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
    Anyone one for some Spotted D*ck (By Heinz it's sponge pudding)

    I always wondered what that was.....:laugh:
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
    poopdeck
    courtesy of Spongebob squarepants!!!

    Actually there are many in this vein - comes from the Navy.

    Took a long time to get used to saying "I gotta go to the head" (bathroom) or "go down below"
    Slush the crane
    Grease the bushings
    Lots more...
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I didn't see ballcock mentioned. Around here in the Cincinnati area you would order a three way(chili that is) LOL

    ah, that reminds me...
    stopcock
    petcock
  • strohm3
    strohm3 Posts: 4
    Don't forget -Shuttlecock
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    How about things that just kind of look wrong: geoduck clams. :noway:

    @cfred40 - the Cincinnati style three ways always made me giggle. Lol
  • vdickens
    vdickens Posts: 11
    When I was growing up we had a grocery chain called ****'s. When they first came out with their savers card they called them "****'s In Siders Card" when said together is sounds like "****s in sider her" they changed it shortly after (but I still have one). We also use to call the plastic bag they put the groceries in "****'s bags"



    My last name is ****ens. In high school when my husband and I were still dating, everyone told us when we got married we should start a hot cider company: Hot ****ens Cider ....still makes me laugh
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    In Toronto Ontario there is an alcohol treatment house for men. The sign on the house says "Poonani House"

    I couldnt stop laughing when I saw it.
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    Oh...and there are tiny plastic bottles of various flavours of sodapop - the brand name is "chubby"
    My brother in law was offered one at the table one night during dinner, he said "sure I'll have a chubby, never had one before"
    We were laughing so hard we were ready to pee!!!
  • cfred40
    cfred40 Posts: 151 Member
    Can't believe I forgot this, living in the Cincy/Northern Kentucky area. As mentioned earlier Big Bone Lick(just a short drive away from me) is just a hop and skip away from Rabbit Hash Ky.
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    my kids call my father in law poppy. my wife likes to ask her mom if she wants some poppycock.
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    I've been laughing hysterically, and shared with my husband.
    He went on to tell me that there is a restaurant in Cape Breton called "Lick-a-Chick"
  • Stefani74
    Stefani74 Posts: 448 Member
    We drove through a little community over the weekend I had forgotten about until I saw the sign...Goobertown, which then reminded me of a couple other towns Weiner and Hooker.
  • bmreed0920
    bmreed0920 Posts: 139 Member
    My husband said to me the other day "My shaft isn't hard enough. I think it needs to be reshafted to make my drive longer." LOL. He was talking about his golf clubs. I about died when he said that.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Pudding. :smile:
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    speaking of Spongebob - I don't think I'd really want to have Mr. Crabs in my Bikini Bottom... just sayin'

    You're forgetting Sandy Cheeks!!!!!:laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG!!! I am sooo glad I am not the only one who finds this funny!
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    Titmouse
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    My dad used to come home from work and talk about his "debriefing"...always made me giggle.

    Entry-level positions always made me laugh too..
  • Cbeth80
    Cbeth80 Posts: 49
    I work with a lady named Douchie. Not sure how she pronounces it but my friend and i get such a kick out of it. #immaturityatitsfinest
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    Hmmmm did anyone mention Blue Ball PA....hehehe you know near Intercourse and Whoopie???
  • ♥Violette♥4Ever♥
    ♥Violette♥4Ever♥ Posts: 457 Member
    Intercourse, PA
  • ♥Violette♥4Ever♥
    ♥Violette♥4Ever♥ Posts: 457 Member
    Oh crap LK...I didn't check your post first....LOL!
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    they dont sound dirty but butterfly pork chops sure make me horny when I see them!
  • kdrew11
    kdrew11 Posts: 363 Member
    Masticate!

    Also a crusty fadge which apparently is a type of pastry food in Hull!
  • mawmof2
    mawmof2 Posts: 2
    We have in KY-Big Bone Lick state park and Knob Lick, KY :laugh:
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,492 Member
    There's Bob Jones University ... or BJU.

    How about when you get to the bottom of your Wall page here on MFP and click the [Show More] button... ;)
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    MATRICULATE
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