creepy compliment
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Love your eyes. Want them. Not on me though, I'd look weird.
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An elderly man told me he and his wife used to be swingers and I was exactly their type. How sweet.0
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"You're tall" followed by a blank stare0
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"You're tall" followed by a blank stare
I got "I'm gonna get you pregnant! Can we 'play' in the kitchen?"
I used the word 'play' to substitute for what he actually said. I'm sure you can guess what that word really was.
That's not a compliment really, just a creepy remark.0 -
When I was 20 I had a lady who was at least 50 say "You sure are a tall drink of water and I would love to take you for a ride..." I shutter every time I remember this...0
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buckshot500 wrote: »I had a girl come up to me once at an autobody shop once and tell me I look good enough to eat. I smiled and began to think of a reply, when I noticed she was holding a fork. She said, no really I'm hungry and you look yummy. I handed her a $10.00 bill and sent her across the street to Wendy's. I don't really miss living in Philly.
Haha!! That's really creepy, what on earth!!!0 -
Actually happened last night some guy told me "you have beautiful lips, they were definitely made for one thing"0
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"Can my husband watch us ****."
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Recently at the running store, trying on a jacket, the clerk said, "You are so f***ing hot." I love a compliment, but dropping the f-bomb on a customer is just awkward. But I still bought the jacket, lol.0
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Never been lucky0
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Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.0
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SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
Winner. For a change, ACTUALLY creepy.
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Can I put lotion on that?0
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At the gym yesterday I was waiting in line at the water fountain and there was an older guy in front of me. When he turned around he walked with his head down face first into me/my boobs. We both jumped and did the whole "oh sorry scuse me" thing. He walked away, I got some water. When I turned around he was RIGHT behind me and said "y'know....if I had to run into anyone im glad it was you" I just said "oh..thanks.. Uh have a nice night" im really introverted so I had no idea how to react and ran/briskly walked away. I ended up leaving the gym a little early because he kept watching me. X__x0
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I've gotten "Your eyes are so blue - like electric blue... they are so bright it hurts to look at them." .... Thanks?
- Not really creepy, but odd and uncomfortable because I had to schedule this guy for his surgery. I tried not to make eye contact the rest of the time.
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cherith778 wrote: »Oh I have another one! Once in a bookstore, while thumbing through a book I had picked up, I had a man tap me on the shoulder, smile, and say "Hey. I like the way you breathe." I smiled and stepped away but in my head I was all like...
"Yeeeeaah... I like the way I breathe too, and I'd like to remain breathing, please don't kill me." O.o lol
That one would give me nightmares. LOL Sadly I have none to add to the list of creepy comments here.0 -
Oooh and this was years ago but it definitely tops all the other creepy things that have happened to me. I used to drink A LOT, at the bar gettin free drinks every night because I was a bartender, we all knew each other etc. I had a regular cab driver who always picked me up. Over the course of about six months he started getting creepy. Asking personal questions, asking me out, etc. When my work schedule and, subsequently, my drinking schedule changed.. I started getting picked up by a new driver. Then one night when I was leaving closer to my old schedule the old driver picked me up. He was angry and instead of driving me home he went to a parking lot to yell about how I wasn't talking to him/seeing him?????? I was so freaked out I ran away, called the cops and the cab company. After that I quit using cabs in general unless I absolutely had to, and I would get harassed by his coworkers that recognized me saying it was my fault he lost his job. Uh no, it was his fault for being a psycho.0
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SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
How would you know the sh1t came from a nice *kitten*? does sh1t look different coming from a Georgia peach? Why does he have to eat it? Why not walk along side and admire the world record holder, I'm assuming, of distance sh1t?
So many questions...
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SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
You should have taken a *kitten* and told him to eat it ...
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I see it as weird, but not necessarily creepy.
just in case this hasn't been already pointed out, if someone says your blinding, they might not intend it as a compliment lol0 -
I once had a guy who was trying to ask me on a date tell me that I would make a beautiful corpse because of my smooth complexion, needless to say there was never a date because I'm not into serial killers haha0
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"You sure do have a purty mouth"0
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On my way up the stairs to a yoga class, a middle aged man walking behind me said, "You have beautiful legs." I was skeeved out the whole class. Who says something like that in a yoga studio!? Yuck!! lol0
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This is why I don't even say hello to women now, the fear of being labelled a creep! *foreveralone*
And no, I wouldn't dream of approaching a stranger and saying some of the cheesy **** posted above!0 -
I am always getting this one in the checkout line from the cashiers and sales women, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" Gosh, why can't they just want me for my mind?
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SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
Reminds me of: "I'd lay 100 miles of cable just to hear you fart on the phone."
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SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
You should have taken a *kitten* and told him to eat it ...
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I can't usually work up the nerve to use pick up lines at all, much less say creepy sht like this stuff. "Hi" is usually the best approach. Once I did have enough whiskey in me to ask a girl if she had a minute for me to hit on her. Luckily she thought it was funny.0
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TheRoadDog wrote: »SwashBlogger wrote: »Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.
Reminds me of: "I'd lay 100 miles of cable just to hear you fart on the phone."
Is it creepy I don't find that creepy?
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A former co-worker offered to shave my legs with a straight razor because they "were so long and pretty". He then went on to describe it and how many other women he had shaved.
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