creepy compliment

Pupslice wrote: »

one time in a club this guy came up to me and said "Damn, girl, i'd drink your bathwater!" and my friend goes "EEEW, SHE PEES IN THERE!!!!"

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We struck up a conversation with a nice couple sitting next to us at a local Italian restaurant on a Friday night. They said they come there every Friday and sit in the same place. A month or two later we're back again, same table, same people next to us only with her brother. He's 40-ish, a couple sheets to the wind already and telling us about his ex and how he's looking out for the next one. Looks at our daughter and says, "What d'ya say, Red?" She was 13 at the time. The sister smacked him and said, "She's just a kid!" and we busied ourselves with our dinner and never went back to that restaurant again, much less on a Friday night.

Same kid, only now she's 15 and her hair is bright pink. Old guy in the grocery store stops her and says, "You're much too pretty to do that to yourself." To her credit she smiled sweetly and said thank you, but I was offended on her behalf. I do not believe this particular gentleman had been drinking, just as an aside.

arditarose wrote: »

That's just rude though. I used to get the whole "you have such a pretty face" in high school. Not "you're pretty".

This is confusing... it has to be the delivery right? Because if someone said "you have a pretty smile" or "you have pretty eyes" I would think that would be flattering (maybe I'm wrong), but the entire face is not cool?

gross I was told my legs would look hotter around his neck

Some guy at the gas station said to me, "Girl, I wanna bite dat @$$"

And me being the classy lady that I am freaked out and said, "oh my God, what the f***?! I poop from there!"

AntRobertson wrote: »

I don't think I've ever had a creepy compliment? Or maybe I have, but I'm creepy too so just took it as a normal compliment?

Whatever, I'm entirely receptive to compliments creepy or otherwise!

This isn't a compliment so much as something weird that happened but a few weeks ago in Target, a teenager drove up to me on one of those electric cart things and matched my walking speed and proceeded to tell me that he hurt his ankle playing soccer and asked "Will you kiss it and make it better?"

I literally couldn't think of any response to that so I just said I didn't think my husband would appreciate that. The kid goes "You're married?!?!" So I just said yes and moved on and laughed about it later. My best friend (who was with me at the time) thought it was hilarious and regularly teases me now about getting hit on by a teenager.

Not sure if really creepy but I was out with friends once a guy came up and complimented my shirt and jacket. We had a conversation about when and where I bought it. Turns out he was gay and hitting on me. Found out, based on my build at the time, that I was considered a "bear" in that community.

Medivh73 wrote: »

"You have such manly hands"

And they were expecting?? The hands of a 12 year old girl? I understand being attracted to certain kinds of hands but that is a strange statement.

An elderly man told me he and his wife used to be swingers and I was exactly their type. How sweet.

j4nash wrote: »

"You're tall" followed by a blank stare

Haha!! Well I feel sorry for you, dude!
I got "I'm gonna get you pregnant! Can we 'play' in the kitchen?"
I used the word 'play' to substitute for what he actually said. I'm sure you can guess what that word really was.

That's not a compliment really, just a creepy remark.

buckshot500 wrote: »

I had a girl come up to me once at an autobody shop once and tell me I look good enough to eat. I smiled and began to think of a reply, when I noticed she was holding a fork. She said, no really I'm hungry and you look yummy. I handed her a $10.00 bill and sent her across the street to Wendy's. I don't really miss living in Philly.

Haha!! That's really creepy, what on earth!!!

"Can my husband watch us ****."

Never been lucky

SwashBlogger wrote: »

Some creep in a bar back in the day said "i'd eat a mile of your sh#t just to see where it came from". I almost barfed on the spot.

Winner. For a change, ACTUALLY creepy.