I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted, now there's one more sun and we all burn to a crisp. Thanks Colonel Sanders.
I wish I was never born!0 -
Granted. You and your soul are adrift in purgatory.
I wish I had good health.0 -
Granted but your finances suck
I wish that I had a dream0 -
Granted, but everyone else on the planet succumbs to infection and dies.
I wish I didn't need this stupid belt!0 -
Granted, but it's a nightmare that you can't wake up from.
I wish I was snuggling with you right now!0 -
Granted you snuggle with Mr Abs, which crush u upon rolling over.
i wish i had the answer0 -
granted but we're buried alive. eek.
I wish I were taller0 -
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Moog Granted, your now 300ft tall
i wish here was peace for the entire world0 -
handyrunner wrote: »
Granted, moog is now the 50ft woman and we're all under attack.
I wish this bed would stop spinning already0 -
Granted. Now the Earth has stopped as well, and we're all plunging out of the universe in a burning ball fire.
I wish I had a jelly donut, and I was licking the inside out, and not gaining any weight while I was doing it...0 -
Granted your now in oz
I wish I didn't just see that0 -
Granted. Now you're blind.
I wish that had never happened.0 -
Granted you were never born
I wish I could put time in a bottle0 -
Granted, but you drop the bottle and it breaks into 1000 pieces.
I wish I could go to a hot beach right now.0 -
Granted welcome to the lake of fire
I wish red bull have me wings0 -
Granted...but it's a nude beach and now your usually covered spots and sun-burned...badly!!
I wish I was in the land of cotton.0 -
granted, but its wet cotton.
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow0 -
Granted...your place of employment has burned down...and now you have no income.
I wish it would snow!!0
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