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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, now there's one more sun and we all burn to a crisp. Thanks Colonel Sanders.

    I wish I was never born!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. You and your soul are adrift in purgatory.

    I wish I had good health.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but your finances suck

    I wish that I had a dream
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but everyone else on the planet succumbs to infection and dies.

    I wish I didn't need this stupid belt!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted, but it's a nightmare that you can't wake up from.

    I wish I was snuggling with you right now!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted you snuggle with Mr Abs, which crush u upon rolling over.

    i wish i had the answer
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
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    granted but we're buried alive. eek.
    I wish I were taller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but you forgot the question

    I wish @khara2012 's wishes came true ;)
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted you snuggle with Mr Abs, which crush u upon rolling over.

    i wish i had the answer

    Granted. It's 2

    I wished moog was taller
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Moog Granted, your now 300ft tall

    i wish here was peace for the entire world
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted you snuggle with Mr Abs, which crush u upon rolling over.

    i wish i had the answer

    Granted. It's 2

    I wished moog was taller

    Granted, moog is now the 50ft woman and we're all under attack.

    I wish this bed would stop spinning already
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Now the Earth has stopped as well, and we're all plunging out of the universe in a burning ball fire.

    I wish I had a jelly donut, and I was licking the inside out, and not gaining any weight while I was doing it...
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your now in oz

    I wish I didn't just see that
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Now you're blind.

    I wish that had never happened.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted you were never born
    I wish I could put time in a bottle
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
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    Granted, but you drop the bottle and it breaks into 1000 pieces.

    I wish I could go to a hot beach right now.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted welcome to the lake of fire

    I wish red bull have me wings
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted...but it's a nude beach and now your usually covered spots and sun-burned...badly!!

    I wish I was in the land of cotton.
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
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    granted, but its wet cotton.
    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted...your place of employment has burned down...and now you have no income.

    I wish it would snow!!

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