I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted but then you woke up

    I wish i was a rock star
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Granted....but now you are the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark


    I wish it would be 85 and sunny every day
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted ... but all that snow whereever u are just flooded the town and laid it to waste

    I wish I could have xray vision
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Granted, but you're always naked.

    I wish my hands were smoother.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted, but then you were cast in a palmolive commercial for minimum wage.

    I wish I had a baratone voice.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    I wish i could travel the world

    dammit!
    But your are a Hit on TLC.. woohoo
    Do I get paid?????
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    donamel04 wrote: »
    Granted, but then you were cast in a palmolive commercial for minimum wage.

    I wish I had a baratone voice.

    you do but only when you talk in your sleep.

    I wish I could snap my finger and get dressed.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, but now your fingers are forever fused together like some grotesque flipper. You are now an accidental nudist.

    I wish the dreams would stop.
  • baneenerwiener
    baneenerwiener Posts: 26 Member
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    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after

    Lmao that sounds awesome, I thought you were supposed to ruin my wish (;
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but now your fingers are forever fused together like some grotesque flipper. You are now an accidental nudist.

    I wish the dreams would stop.

    Granted. Now you only have nightmares. Happy sleeping.

    I wish work would stop sending so many emails each day.

  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted, but now they send them via snail mail and you have to read them all.

    I wish I could breathe under water.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted your a gold fish

    I wish I had finished college
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted your a gold fish

    I wish I had finished college

    Granted. It was clown college. But there's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.

    I wish this Damned phone would stop ringing.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted it does. But not the ringing in your ears

    I wish I had moves like James bond
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    Granted, you have all his moves and 1:16th of his speed. Oddjob finishes his sandwich before your punch comes close and he chops your head off before it lands.

    I wish I were the almighty himself.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. ...but all the other Almighties from all the other religions crash your house for a surprise party and NEVER leave...

    I wish I had a chocolate dipped swirly yogurt cone.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You had one and then dropped it into the dirty ground right before your first taste. :\

    I wish this cold would go away.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted now it is freezing instead

    I wish i could cook like Wolfgang
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
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    Granted, but you chopped off you finger and accidentally served it in an entree.
    I wish I could perform perfect handstand pushups on my fingertips.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    donamel04 wrote: »
    Granted, but you chopped off you finger and accidentally served it in an entree.
    I wish I could perform perfect handstand pushups on my fingertips.

    Granted but you can never be right side up again. Let those fingers do the walking.

    I wish I owned the Eye of Thundera

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