I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted I do mine..who gives a crap about yours :p

    I wish I had better jokes
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. Unfortunately your delivery of them suck....so they all fall flat anyhow.

    I wish it was summer already!
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
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    Granted. Enjoy the 102 degree weather.

    I wish I had a ton of money.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Too bad it is in Monopoly money.

    I wish I had a big screen TV
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
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    Granted but it falls of the wall and crushes you

    I wish could magic myself a six pack!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Granted. You turned into a six pack of Budweiser.

    I wish I didn't have work to do this weekend.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Now there are no more weekends. Thanks!

    I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    granted.... it's freezing inside now.

    I wish I wasn't such a buzz-kill (even though that's what this thread is all about)
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    granted. now you're a clown....one of those really creepy clowns everyone hates.

    I wish I wasn't hungry....again.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but now all food tastes like paint.

    I wish I did not have this cold.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Granted. Now it's pneumonia.

    I wish I hadn't run out of chocolate.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You have tons of chocolate in your house...but it's all spoiled and ants are crawling all over it.

    I wish there were more hours in the day.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but your work increases exponentially

    I wish I had logged in earlier
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
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    Granted. You did, but MFP was having issues and you couldn't read or post in the forums.

    I wish I wasn't so tired today.
  • awinner_au
    awinner_au Posts: 249 Member
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    Granted, but now you cant go to sleep.

    I wish I could discover the solution to cold fusion.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, but now there is no use for it.

    I wish I did not have a credit card bill.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
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    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
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    jaymvita wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!

    Granted but it stings like a bee sting now instead.

    I wish I wasn't cold
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    edited January 2015
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    granted

    But you'll spend the rest of eternity wishing you could cool off..


    I wish my L.A. Lakers didn't suck

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