I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted. Now it's pneumonia.

    I wish I hadn't run out of chocolate.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You have tons of chocolate in your house...but it's all spoiled and ants are crawling all over it.

    I wish there were more hours in the day.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but your work increases exponentially

    I wish I had logged in earlier
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You did, but MFP was having issues and you couldn't read or post in the forums.

    I wish I wasn't so tired today.
  • awinner_au
    awinner_au Posts: 249 Member
    Granted, but now you cant go to sleep.

    I wish I could discover the solution to cold fusion.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now there is no use for it.

    I wish I did not have a credit card bill.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!
  • kloet_22
    kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. You just lost your job.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the universe.

    Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

    I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!

    Granted but it stings like a bee sting now instead.

    I wish I wasn't cold
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted

    But you'll spend the rest of eternity wishing you could cool off..


    I wish my L.A. Lakers didn't suck
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but the next day, the NBA dissolves and shuts down. Enjoy LA football ... Oh wait ...

    I wish I had tickets to the Super Bowl
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You have 2014 tickets! Whoops.

    I wish I could go to the spa and just relax today!
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but your massage therapist has an annoying voice and won't shut up.

    Wish it was a three day weekend.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but the third day is Tuesday.

    I wish i had an indoor pool
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but it leaks into the apartment below.

    I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted - instead, it hails.

    I wish my dumb dog would stop bothering me while I'm trying to eat....
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but now you are bothering him. Enjoy That puppy chow.

    Wish: lifetime supply of free Starbucks
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you can no longer eat. All nutrition is in pill form.

    I wish I didn't have these hot flashes.
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted - now, you only have strange men flashing you.

    I wish Tom Brady would just admit it...
  • TheProudDadLife
    TheProudDadLife Posts: 654 Member
    Granted , but you always be cold year around


    I wish Chipotle never hard long lines
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted... then the service was slower then the long line

    I wish I was a morning person.
  • DaveTimeKeeper
    DaveTimeKeeper Posts: 103 Member
    granted, but now that the lines are not crowded, they no longer have any food.

    I wish I didn't have chronic pain disorder
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but now you have no feeling at all

    I wish Costco delivered
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but they deliver everything & now you're a hoarder.

    Wish: for warmer weather
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you got six months supply of toilet paper.

    I wish this bus would stop constantly bouncing up and down.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but its always 10 degrees in your house

    I wish I could go to Hawaii next week
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Granted, but now those people are going to be in your house...

    I wish we cod see the stars 24 hours a day
  • DaveTimeKeeper
    DaveTimeKeeper Posts: 103 Member
    msh0612 wrote: »
    Granted but now you have no feeling at all

    I wish Costco delivered

    sounds wonderful to me, no pain, no feeling dopy from pain killers, no feeling afraid.
  • DaveTimeKeeper
    DaveTimeKeeper Posts: 103 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: but they deliver everything & now you're a hoarder.

    Wish: for warmer weather

    granted, but now global warming is rising as well as the oceans. there is also only one season now

    I wish that my grandmother wont evict me from the house.
  • TheLadyBane
    TheLadyBane Posts: 299 Member
    Granted, however she is beginning to get a bit dodgey. Sometimes you find her vacuuming the house wearing your undies. And she keeps trying to set you up with her older friend.

    I wish I could teleport.
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