I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But temperature reaches 110 Degrees F and you are forced to sit outside all day in a sweatsuit.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want and NOT gain weight.
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted but overtime you ate you got horrendous gas for hours.

    I wish my laundry was always done
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But everything has been bleach stained and shrunken.

    I wish I had a pet tiger
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you only have one set of clothing

    I wish I knew the name of that song
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    GRANTED: But it plays non stop for a year...

    I wish I had some sushi right now
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Ok, you trusted your family to do it, forgetting that your washer/dryer set is old enough to practically destroy your clothes. You're shocked to see that your family brought a bunch of shredded, holey fabric that was your clothes.

    I wish college assignments weren't impossible!
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    Granted, but you will forever have to repeat your most hated course but it would give no homework.

    I wish I had an endless supply of money.
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But it was Mexican pesos and you couldn't exchange them for US dollars or travel to Mexico to spend them

    I wish I had a pet Koala
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    Granted: but you spent your entire day cleaning up after him

    I wish someone wont ruin my wish
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    assthetikk wrote: »
    Granted: but you spent your entire day cleaning up after him

    I wish someone wont ruin my wish

    Granted, but you never get to make another wish.

    I wish I owned a pole, so I can do pole fitness at home.
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But it's coated with sand paper and you hurt yourself when using it

    I wish I could cook more gourmet type meals...
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    Granted, but it all ends up tasting like tuna, but it looks amazing.

    I wish I had powers like Wonder Woman
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: You couldn't use them

    I wish I could meet Oprah
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    Granted: but you had a nip slip while clicking pictures with her and now its all over google

    I wish i owned google
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: But you never paid taxes and end up in prison

    I wish my abs were rock hard... lol
  • Papatoad194
    Papatoad194 Posts: 251 Member
    Granted you do own google, but the Board is fighting you for GOOGLE rights

    I wish I had and Island
  • jdhcm2006
    jdhcm2006 Posts: 2,254 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but it's infested with locust.

    I wish I could do the splits.

    Edited b/c I forgot the T in locust, lol.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you become bowlegged.

    I wish my blood pressure would go down.
  • assthetikk
    assthetikk Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted but your husband never would :wink:

    i wish i could yodel
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted, but you can longer talk - only yodel. Meetings are especially entertaining.

    I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.
  • francesmarieg
    francesmarieg Posts: 75 Member
    Granted: You're fired and it'll be 3 years before you find another job.

    I wish that my town had a Starbucks
  • msh0612
    msh0612 Posts: 354 Member
    Granted, but they only sell decaf

    I wish I could paint.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You paint people's houses as a career and are in high demand.

    I wish there were more hours in a day.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, but now you only get 2 hours off each day to sleep.

    I wish my closet was full of clothes that fit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted but they're all womens clothes

    I wish I could fly
  • Papatoad194
    Papatoad194 Posts: 251 Member
    Granted but now your a turkey;

    I wish I could run a marathon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can, but you are in last place.

    I wish I didn't feel sick this morning.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted but you'll feel sick this afternoon

    I wish my vacation was paid off
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Done, but now you have no income.

    I wish I was on a beach drinking a beer.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You are, uh oh, is that a tsunami coming?

    I wish I could ditch today
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