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I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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Granted: But temperature reaches 110 Degrees F and you are forced to sit outside all day in a sweatsuit.
I wish I could eat whatever I want and NOT gain weight.0 -
Granted but overtime you ate you got horrendous gas for hours.
I wish my laundry was always done0 -
Granted: But everything has been bleach stained and shrunken.
I wish I had a pet tiger0 -
Granted you only have one set of clothing
I wish I knew the name of that song0 -
GRANTED: But it plays non stop for a year...
I wish I had some sushi right now0 -
Ok, you trusted your family to do it, forgetting that your washer/dryer set is old enough to practically destroy your clothes. You're shocked to see that your family brought a bunch of shredded, holey fabric that was your clothes.
I wish college assignments weren't impossible!0 -
Granted, but you will forever have to repeat your most hated course but it would give no homework.
I wish I had an endless supply of money.0 -
Granted: But it was Mexican pesos and you couldn't exchange them for US dollars or travel to Mexico to spend them
I wish I had a pet Koala0 -
Granted: but you spent your entire day cleaning up after him
I wish someone wont ruin my wish0 -
assthetikk wrote: »Granted: but you spent your entire day cleaning up after him
I wish someone wont ruin my wish
Granted, but you never get to make another wish.
I wish I owned a pole, so I can do pole fitness at home.0 -
Granted: But it's coated with sand paper and you hurt yourself when using it
I wish I could cook more gourmet type meals...0 -
Granted, but it all ends up tasting like tuna, but it looks amazing.
I wish I had powers like Wonder Woman0 -
Granted: You couldn't use them
I wish I could meet Oprah0 -
Granted: but you had a nip slip while clicking pictures with her and now its all over google
I wish i owned google0 -
Granted: But you never paid taxes and end up in prison
I wish my abs were rock hard... lol0 -
Granted you do own google, but the Board is fighting you for GOOGLE rights
I wish I had and Island0 -
Granted, but it's infested with locust.
I wish I could do the splits.
Edited b/c I forgot the T in locust, lol.0 -
Granted, but you become bowlegged.
I wish my blood pressure would go down.0 -
Granted but your husband never would
i wish i could yodel
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Granted, but you can longer talk - only yodel. Meetings are especially entertaining.
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.0 -
Granted: You're fired and it'll be 3 years before you find another job.
I wish that my town had a Starbucks0 -
Granted, but they only sell decaf
I wish I could paint.0 -
Granted. You paint people's houses as a career and are in high demand.
I wish there were more hours in a day.0 -
Granted, but now you only get 2 hours off each day to sleep.
I wish my closet was full of clothes that fit.0 -
Granted but they're all womens clothes
I wish I could fly0 -
Granted but now your a turkey;
I wish I could run a marathon0 -
You can, but you are in last place.
I wish I didn't feel sick this morning.0 -
Granted but you'll feel sick this afternoon
I wish my vacation was paid off0 -
Done, but now you have no income.
I wish I was on a beach drinking a beer.0 -
You are, uh oh, is that a tsunami coming?
I wish I could ditch today0
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