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    I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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    • Posts: 2,732 Member
      Granted: you do have mind soap, but it's being applied to you in a group shower of gorillas. And it's not doing the trick, because that last one was so gross. Try brain bleach.

      Wish: the window would stay open
    • Posts: 5,787 Member
      Granted, the window is always open ... during a severe hailstorm with hail the size of softballs ... And your Faberge egg collection right by the window.

      I wish I could shoot fricking laser beams from my eyes.
    • Posts: 75 Member
      Granted: But it NEVER closes... rain, sleet, snow, or hail... Robbers are also welcome to enter!

      I wish I had sushi for dinner instead of ground turkey!
    • Posts: 89 Member
      Granted. But you get food poisoning from buying sushi at a gas station.

      I wish I could re do the last 26 years of my life
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      Granted, but now you are perfect and have no friends.

      I wish I had a better cell phone plan.
    • Posts: 32,662 Member
      Granted ..You get the blue print for the next iPhone.get to work techie

      I wish I could build my own cell phone
    • Posts: 9,362 Member
      Granted. Too bad you wasted all that time and money on something that does not work. It looks pretty cool though.

      I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      jaymvita wrote: »
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      Granted. But only once. And it's orbiting the planet. Oops, guess you shoulda worn a space suit. Congratulations, satellite Sojourner Thirteen!

      I wish this didn't itch like a sumbeeyotch!

      :p:p
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      kloet_22 wrote: »
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      Granted but it stings like a bee sting now instead.

      I wish I wasn't cold

      Serves him right for putting me up here in orbit! :p:p:p Thank you Kloet! <3
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      Granted! Now you are overcome by anticipation and become really sick.

      I wish I was retired now.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted....you retire but you are so bored you go crazy...
      I wish my friends all got a wish each
    • Posts: 192
      Granted: But the first friend to make a wish wished for none of the other's wishes to come true.

      I wish i could stay young and live forever.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted but you watch everyone around you age and die

      I wish I was content
    • Posts: 906 Member
      Granted, but everyone you love is doomed to be sad.

      I wish I had a million dollars.
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      Granted, but all currency goes away with a world market collapse.

      I wish I could go on a world cruise
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted but the boat sinks a day into the cruise

      I wish I was famous
    • Posts: 3,836 Member
      Granted, why did you want to be a serial killer?

      I wish my cat would stop biting me.
    • Posts: 906 Member
      Granted, he just got ran over.

      I wish I could sleep!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted...he runs away
      I wish I was athletic
    • Posts: 10 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      Granted...he runs away
      I wish I was athletic

      Granted but you can only use 1 leg.

      I wish women would flock to me.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted but they flock to you to beat you with sticks..

      I wish I owned an ocean liner
    • Posts: 297 Member
      Granted, but they would only be the world's most annoying, high maintenance women

      I wish my puppy would train himself
    • Posts: 6,993 Member
      Granted, but he learns how to open your shoe closet.

      I wish the snow would stop.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted...but it rains non stop instead
      I wish my friends were happy
    • Posts: 4,646 Member
      Granted, the snow will be replaced by falling skittles... sour skittles

      I wish I stopped waking up at 3 everyday
    • Posts: 16,769 Member
      Granted...now you aren't falling asleep until 3 am.

      I wish I could figure out what to do with my life now that the kids are all in school.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Granted...you figure it out but the kids are now home schooled ...

      I wish for my life to always be happy
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      It is happy, but you only have a year left.

      I wish my nose would stop running.
    • Posts: 430 Member
      Granted but your held will now spin.

      I wish I could be in two places at once
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Granted, but you will never stop moving because once you are in one place, you have to move to another.

      I wish I could retire early and spend my life training.
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