Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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melimomTARDIS wrote: »
Nope. No sweet gummies. Sour Patch Kids are good though. I can handle sour gummies.
Oh god. I will mow through peach rings and sour patch kids like nothing.
I work at waffle house (a greasy spoon diner for those in civilized parts).
Once, one of my employees brought an enormous bag of sour patch kids in to work. We ate a buttload of them plain. Then we got bored /creative. The results included...
Sour patch kids Waffles (did not work well. And really gunked up the waffle baker.)
Sour patch kids pancakes. (this worked better.)
Sour patch kids omelette. (pretty nasty.)
And the winner, sour patch kids cola. Basically, take a glass of sprite. Cram a handful of green and yellow sour patch kids in. Let sit for awhile. Chug. Enjoy diabetic coma.0 -
Oh, other confessions.
When we were kids, my brother and I once ate a 2lb bag of granulated sugar with spoons. You could literally see sugar crystals in your pee.
Another time, I had a wager with a friend of who could drink the most 12 oz cokes in a day. I "won" with 39 after he puked.1 -
I used to eat mayonnaise from the jar with a spoon. I also used to eat around a half jar with pizza. I've had to omit mayonnaise from my diet entirely.
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I've been dreaming of a carton of B&J Chunky Monkey...Kelll12123 wrote: »I ate over half a carton of ice cream in one sitting last week
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »
Nope. No sweet gummies. Sour Patch Kids are good though. I can handle sour gummies.
Oh god. I will mow through peach rings and sour patch kids like nothing.
I work at waffle house (a greasy spoon diner for those in civilized parts).
Once, one of my employees brought an enormous bag of sour patch kids in to work. We ate a buttload of them plain. Then we got bored /creative. The results included...
Sour patch kids Waffles (did not work well. And really gunked up the waffle baker.)
Sour patch kids pancakes. (this worked better.)
Sour patch kids omelette. (pretty nasty.)
And the winner, sour patch kids cola. Basically, take a glass of sprite. Cram a handful of green and yellow sour patch kids in. Let sit for awhile. Chug. Enjoy diabetic coma.
Vodka sour patch kids. Soak 'em for a few hours in vodka, eat, enjoy drunkenness.1 -
Reeses peanut butter cup minis are like pretty pink bows and unicorns....0
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Laurend224 wrote: »I can't do any type of jumping jacks or running without my belly smacking the top of my thighs. It's really embarrassing. Going to talk to a surgeon about a panniculectomy. Three kids and yo-yoing between 140 and 252 a few times wrecked my belly.
I've lost 120 lbs. I need spanx just to exist because of flapping skin. And my running? God, it sucks with the flap. Again, it's about 100 degrees and I need spanx
If I could afford a panni, I would for sure. I've earned it!0 -
When I grocery shop, having all that food is like a compulsion. I have to put it in the trunk of my car to avoid digging in while driving. I don't even have to be HUNGRY, just having it there and within reach is enough
Warped...0 -
When I was a teenager I used to live off toast, buttered, then toasted again, buttered again and toasted again.
Sometimes I made buttercream (butter and icing sugar) sandwiches. Chocolate buttercream sandwiches were my favourite.
The worst of it was that it was the most hideous white bread and the buttercream was much thicker than the bread.
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cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »I only log when my weight reaches a new low. It feels good to look at my report and see only consistent losses, and when there aren't losses, I can remind myself that I've been adding a pound each time anyways.
I do this too.
My confession is that I enjoyed every wing, lil smokie soaked in BBQ sauce, chips and blanco queso, and caramel macchiato that I consumed yesterday during the big game!0 -
I can easily polish a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion chips. The large size ones. SMH.0
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I was drinking something and this made me almost choke from laughing.Jojomotivated wrote: »I was looking at some cute gym guys the other day and nearly fell off the elliptical =(
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Checking poop consistency has now become a routine part of how I monitor and adjust my diet. o.0
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Me too! I feel badly about it, but I'm an English major and I was just wondering today if the moderators could make an announcement post about using lose instead of loose, and losing instead of loosing.girlviernes wrote: »confession, I judge people big time for spelling "lose" as "loose."
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AllTheNoms wrote: »Checking poop consistency has now become a routine part of how I monitor and adjust my diet. o.0
Wat.
I want to know more about this, but I don't know how to ask without crossing a boundary.0 -
TheVirgoddess wrote: »AllTheNoms wrote: »Checking poop consistency has now become a routine part of how I monitor and adjust my diet. o.0
Wat.
I want to know more about this, but I don't know how to ask without crossing a boundary.
Visual inspection - floating, etc. Not putting it under a microscope or anything!0 -
Glockland43 wrote: »The days I don't finish logging or don't log at all are the days I drink 4+ alcoholic drinks. I need to log those days to acknowledge the caloric reality of it. And I just need to quit drinking so damn much.
I do the same thing!!!!!!!
I also went to Pizza Hit last week for lunch and binged on the buffet! I felt like such a fat cow afterwards, but it was soo good! I also judged the woman sitting next to me who only ordered a salad!!!0 -
I love this- fitbit death match with your 72 year old dad.azulvioleta6 wrote: »I sometimes sit on a yoga ball and bounce up and down to get more steps. It's not *really* cheating because it takes quite a bit of movement up and down to get the Fitbit to read it as a step. It's pretty good for the abs and upper legs.
I am in a Fitbit death-match with my 72-year-old father. My confession is that, most weeks, he beats me! It's pretty ridiculous as I am very active. He is retired and has tons of time to go hiking and play around in his peddle kayak. NOT FAIR!
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I'm in the gross club. I wash the gym clothes once a week!
When I buy a rotisserie chicken, it is literally impossible for me not to eat the skin as soon as I get home. I used to peel and eat the entirety of the skin... And not log it.
I brought one home today and ate just a sliver of skin. It was so hard to throw the rest away!1 -
I hoard my calories to the point of having 1100/1400 left at 9 o clock at night, then decide im too tired to fix anything. Then I eat whatever I want the next day, as though my calories roll over.0
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Me too! I feel badly about it, but I'm an English major and I was just wondering today if the moderators could make an announcement post about using lose instead of loose, and losing instead of loosing.girlviernes wrote: »confession, I judge people big time for spelling "lose" as "loose."
If you're an English major you should know that you don't feel badly (unless your fingers are damaged).
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »melimomTARDIS wrote: »
Nope. No sweet gummies. Sour Patch Kids are good though. I can handle sour gummies.
Oh god. I will mow through peach rings and sour patch kids like nothing.
I work at waffle house (a greasy spoon diner for those in civilized parts).
Once, one of my employees brought an enormous bag of sour patch kids in to work. We ate a buttload of them plain. Then we got bored /creative. The results included...
Sour patch kids Waffles (did not work well. And really gunked up the waffle baker.)
Sour patch kids pancakes. (this worked better.)
Sour patch kids omelette. (pretty nasty.)
And the winner, sour patch kids cola. Basically, take a glass of sprite. Cram a handful of green and yellow sour patch kids in. Let sit for awhile. Chug. Enjoy diabetic coma.
That Sprite sounds delicious.
Back in college, my school switched over to student IDs that you could load with cash. It was a new concept (hello, 90s) so to encourage people to use them, the school put $40 on each person's card. I'm fairly certain that I spent the entire $40 on bags of Sour Patch from the bookstore.
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Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
I hide chocolate from my children and eat it when they're in bed! I'm a mean mummy.0 -
Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
I hide chocolate from my children and eat it when they're in bed! I'm a mean mummy.
I hide the honeycrisp apples and give my daughter galas or another variety. I'm very Trunchbull about it. Honeycrisp are much too good for children.3 -
This is horrible but....a few days ago i ate 2 full chik-fil-a meals in a row.... 2 medium fries, 2 classic chicken sandwiches, 2 packs of honey roasted bbq sauce and 2 packs of polynesian sauce 2000+ calories already and my goal for every week is 1700 calories a day. Its only 300 calories over my goal but i also ate more that day.0
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Me too! I feel badly about it, but I'm an English major and I was just wondering today if the moderators could make an announcement post about using lose instead of loose, and losing instead of loosing.girlviernes wrote: »confession, I judge people big time for spelling "lose" as "loose."
No, you feel BAD about it.
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Our local bakery was making these AMAZING large, sweet lavender sandwich cookies. I bought one for my husband. He ate half of it and then said he left the other half in his gym bag and then forgot about it. Soooo I fished the cookie (wrapped in paper!) out of his nasty old gym clothes and ate it
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I love this- fitbit death match with your 72 year old dad.azulvioleta6 wrote: »I sometimes sit on a yoga ball and bounce up and down to get more steps. It's not *really* cheating because it takes quite a bit of movement up and down to get the Fitbit to read it as a step. It's pretty good for the abs and upper legs.
I am in a Fitbit death-match with my 72-year-old father. My confession is that, most weeks, he beats me! It's pretty ridiculous as I am very active. He is retired and has tons of time to go hiking and play around in his peddle kayak. NOT FAIR!
He will soon be 73, but I don't expect a reprieve at any point in the near future. His mother is 94 and still swims just about every day.0 -
cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »If I'm over by just a few calories at the end of the day, I'll add in more of my exercise to keep the number green.
I'm also done updating my weight on MFP, because it keeps dropping my calories and I'm too lazy to set it manually.
I quick add calories to avoid diary entries like "Pringles, one tube."
Bahahahahahha! I can't bring myself to write "spoonfuls of peanut butter out of the jar", "old cookie out of gym bag", or "cake at work that was sort of sticking out of a trash can. Still good".0
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