Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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I tired this technique this morning...I was sorley disappointed when the scale didn't budge. It read 196.5 forwards and 196.5 backwards.
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Susieq_1994 wrote: »cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I laughed so hard at this, the dogs came over with concerned looks on their faces.
I've eaten premade frosting out of the jar before. I also eat cookie butter out of the jar. In fact, that's how 1.5 jars of cookie butter got consumed in this house... all but the 1/2 jar I used in a recipe.
What is cookie butter? BTW - great profile photo!
Imagine if peanut butter was made with ground up cookies instead. Now wipe the drool off your chin
where do you get that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you in the US? Even Wal-Mart now has Biscoff spread in the peanut butter section:
I went to Target last night and picked up a jar of the chunky. I have never had it before, and fear I may end up consuming the whole jar. Besides on a spoon, what is this best on? I was thinking graham crackers.
I'll tell you a terrible secret that you'll hate me for. Since Biscoff spread essentially tastes like an awesome, liquified cheesecake crust... I did the following:
- Bought a jar of it... Just because of this thread.
- Bought Digestives (I wish they sold Graham crackers here, definitely go for those if you can!)
- Bought a package of Philadelphia Cream cheese and made a basic cheesecake dip (a bit of vanilla, a bit of sweetened condensed milk...)
- Spread the biscuits with a thick layer of Biscoff spread and use the cream cheese as a dip
- Blow your calorie goal out of the water
It was DELICIOUS. The End.
I have ALL of these things and this sounds AMAZING!!! I only hate you a little for suggesting it.
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I have been pet sitting my neighbor's animals all week.
I confess:
I stopped walking the dog at all because she isn't housebroken and I was cleaning crap and pee up off the floor every time I was going to get her anyway. So I cleaned litterboxes and the floor in the morning and at night when I went to feed them all.
Part B: She is borrowing a rabbit cage from me, but has had it for nearly two months and I considered leaving the rabbit in her bathroom and taking my cage back because I hate confrontation.
I confess part 2: My mother in law has been asking to buy eggs from us for two months, but she told me what she was going to pay and what color eggs she wanted so I keep telling her we don't have any eggs...........I have over 20 dozen in my fridge, but i'll feed them to my hogs before she gets any. Part 2b: I only wash certain eggs, I leave poop on the ones I sell to people I don't like.
I confess part 3: I have six female rabbits and two males my husband thinks I'm getting rid of to make room for the two new males and three new females I have reserved......I'm not getting rid of any, and he has to build two more hutches.
I confess part 4: I crouch behind the refrigerator door and chug some of my husbands soda sometimes.
5: I've been driving without a license for three months (I'm legal, I just cant find the stupid thing and im too cheap to order another one).
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CountessKitteh wrote: »cfischer81 wrote: »CountessKitteh wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »I went to a greek banquet last night, ate ALL the food, drank 2 bottles of wine over the course of the evening, and am too seedy to go for my lunchtime run (plus it's going to be 36 degrees (that's 97 for you fahrenheit folks)) because I'm afraid I'll puke.
Totally jealous of your 36C, as it was 36F here today.
Confession: I totally use the cold as an excuse not to go to the gym, claiming I'll work out at home instead, but rarely do for more than 15 minutes.
Sadly, I am even jealous of you! It's 12F right now but windy and it was -11F just 2 days ago as I was going to work! I live in Minnesota.
It's funny because I was going to say 11 below but I remembered my dad saying that he was talking to some southern folks (while in Florida) and they said "11 below what?" Haha, they were so confused. 11 below ZERO folks!
I usually go with "negative" (like the lovely -7 with windchill we're sporting right now - PA, outside Philly), because I had family from Florida that had the same reaction when I was little.
(Edited because I forget how to spell sometimes)
I wish it were -7 plus windchill. We're at -16, but feels like -25 with the wind. I haven't ad a good walk outside in days.0 -
I bought some of the Reese Peanut butter spread the other day when I was in the States.. Well on Wednesday after working out and having dinner, I sat down in front of the TV and ate about 5 spoonfuls right out of the jar
Thank goodness they don't have in Canada yet or I'd be screwed...0 -
First time I've posted in a forum...no clue if I'm jumping in somewhere I don't belong, but I love this thread. Feels good to be honest without being judged! My deal is I log daily, but I usually only quick add calories so no one(including myself) can see that even though I stay under my daily calorie limit, my choices are not always the best...like 500cals worth of chips or something equally horrendous.0
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First time I've posted in a forum...no clue if I'm jumping in somewhere I don't belong, but I love this thread. Feels good to be honest without being judged! My deal is I log daily, but I usually only quick add calories so no one(including myself) can see that even though I stay under my daily calorie limit, my choices are not always the best...like 500cals worth of chips or something equally horrendous.
Oh you're being judged, it's in a different thread though lol, welcome to MFP0 -
and...I don't want to change my profile pic, even though it is from 2 years ago when I had lost 100lbs. Who wants a picture to chronicle that they've put it all back on 0
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Last night we ordered pizza. I actually ordered a salad from Dominos - and when I ate it, I didn't put the dressing on, or put in the croutons, so it was just chicken, vegetables and shredded parmesan. I thought I was doing really well, until I went and ate several pieces of pizza after that because salad is not filling in any way.0
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quiksylver296 wrote: »
I wouldn't notice either. But there are some older guys here that are not computer savvy in any way. Someone (not me) switched a couple keys on one guys keyboard and it really messed him up that morning (luckily he's able to take a joke)
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I don't eat kimchi. I smell it though. (Korean pickled veggies with pepper). Stomach cancer runs in my family hence I refuse to eat it.0
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quiksylver296 wrote: »
I wouldn't notice either. But there are some older guys here that are not computer savvy in any way. Someone (not me) switched a couple keys on one guys keyboard and it really messed him up that morning (luckily he's able to take a joke)
I changed a Co workers native language to swahilli once. Phone and computer.
Gotta lock your office people.0 -
I like to take screen captures of co-workers computers, close all of their programs, set it as their desktop image, minimize their tool bar, then put tape under their mouse.
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Confession: I peed a little at the bottom of a 240lb back squat yesterday.0
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A girl who used to work in our office put one of those foam animals that grows in water inside a plastic file holder under her desk - with water in it. She quit to move away, and left it there. Weeks later, it had gotten so big that a little water was spilling out of the container and that's how they found out about it. Everyone in the office was pissed. Everyone except me, because I thought it was hilarious.0
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Hahaha! Personally, I think Golden Corral (or Country Buffet, etc.) should all be NAMED "Dietary Chaos". That's exactly what they remind me of! I know it makes me sound like a snob, but I absolutely cannot eat at these types of places. The mass quantity of food grosses me out.
Is it a net zero result if you go to Golden Corral, eat all that you want, and promptly have it go right through you an hour later? I just can't stomach the food there....0 -
out of curiosity one time i searched how many calories semen has on MFP food database
I've logged it.
I've also logged the gnats that I end up consuming during bike rides because I breathe through my mouth most of the time (messed up sinuses).
They're both low calorie and not worth logging but I get this little evil mischievous feeling when I do it.
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AlwaysStellarSarah wrote: »I had a Teen burger and sweet potato fries from A&W today, then went for ice cream. I've been in bed since I got home because I feel like crap. I haven't done my workout for today and feel disappointed in myself.
When my daughter (she's 6) is being bratty, I flip her off behind her back.
I'm laughing sooooo hard right now, and my ten year old is asking "what??"
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Susieq_1994 wrote: »cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I laughed so hard at this, the dogs came over with concerned looks on their faces.
I've eaten premade frosting out of the jar before. I also eat cookie butter out of the jar. In fact, that's how 1.5 jars of cookie butter got consumed in this house... all but the 1/2 jar I used in a recipe.
What is cookie butter? BTW - great profile photo!
Imagine if peanut butter was made with ground up cookies instead. Now wipe the drool off your chin
where do you get that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you in the US? Even Wal-Mart now has Biscoff spread in the peanut butter section:
I went to Target last night and picked up a jar of the chunky. I have never had it before, and fear I may end up consuming the whole jar. Besides on a spoon, what is this best on? I was thinking graham crackers.
I'll tell you a terrible secret that you'll hate me for. Since Biscoff spread essentially tastes like an awesome, liquified cheesecake crust... I did the following:
- Bought a jar of it... Just because of this thread.
- Bought Digestives (I wish they sold Graham crackers here, definitely go for those if you can!)
- Bought a package of Philadelphia Cream cheese and made a basic cheesecake dip (a bit of vanilla, a bit of sweetened condensed milk...)
- Spread the biscuits with a thick layer of Biscoff spread and use the cream cheese as a dip
- Blow your calorie goal out of the water
It was DELICIOUS. The End.
I have ALL of these things and this sounds AMAZING!!! I only hate you a little for suggesting it.
Just a little? I can deal with that 0 -
I always wondered it too...and debated logging it.out of curiosity one time i searched how many calories semen has on MFP food database
I've logged it.
I've also logged the gnats that I end up consuming during bike rides because I breathe through my mouth most of the time (messed up sinuses).
They're both low calorie and not worth logging but I get this little evil mischievous feeling when I do it.
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My confession for today is that I stress myself out over how other people judge me for being 30, single & childless. Most of it is probably just in my own imagination, but I feel like it's not "acceptable" for me to be 30 and single (with no prospects either). But at the same time for the most part I'm okay with being single and THAT stresses me out because I feel like maybe I should be more actively trying to change that since I am 30 and let's face it, the window to have kids (should I even want them) is getting smaller all the time.
Sooo I stress myself out over how I feel and what society thinks I should be doing because I care what people think about me when I know I shouldn't. *sigh*
(is this too much for a Friday morning? lol)
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ErikThaRed wrote: »CountessKitteh wrote: »cfischer81 wrote: »CountessKitteh wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »I went to a greek banquet last night, ate ALL the food, drank 2 bottles of wine over the course of the evening, and am too seedy to go for my lunchtime run (plus it's going to be 36 degrees (that's 97 for you fahrenheit folks)) because I'm afraid I'll puke.
Totally jealous of your 36C, as it was 36F here today.
Confession: I totally use the cold as an excuse not to go to the gym, claiming I'll work out at home instead, but rarely do for more than 15 minutes.
Sadly, I am even jealous of you! It's 12F right now but windy and it was -11F just 2 days ago as I was going to work! I live in Minnesota.
It's funny because I was going to say 11 below but I remembered my dad saying that he was talking to some southern folks (while in Florida) and they said "11 below what?" Haha, they were so confused. 11 below ZERO folks!
I usually go with "negative" (like the lovely -7 with windchill we're sporting right now - PA, outside Philly), because I had family from Florida that had the same reaction when I was little.
(Edited because I forget how to spell sometimes)
I wish it were -7 plus windchill. We're at -16, but feels like -25 with the wind. I haven't ad a good walk outside in days.
My poor dog hasn't had a walk in almost 2 weeks!
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stephaniels0416 wrote: »azulvioleta6 wrote: »Confession: I am almost 40 and have never had a hickey until today.
I have 3. At first I thought I had chocolate on my neck, then it occurred to me that I had not eaten any chocolate.
They are very large, very purple and will be difficult to hide. I don't bruise easily, which makes me wonder if this was done intentionally to "mark" me or something. I have no idea how I feel about that.
An ex of mine showed up at my house drunk one night and did that marking thing. The whole time we were together he never once gave me a hickey. Before he finally got "no" through his thick skull that night, I had a hickey on my lip and a small one on my neck. I would have had more but I realized what he was up to and started limiting his access. I didn't know it was even possible to get a lip hickey.
Related confession: I kind of wish I hadn't vetoed that one. He was more intense that night than he was the whole time we dated and it was really hot. If I hadn't known he'd come from the bar where he'd struck out with all the girls he hit on and figured I'd be his fallback, I probably would have gone with it.
Will you be my dating mentor please?
You're clever wrt .... Men.0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »I like to take screen captures of co-workers computers, close all of their programs, set it as their desktop image, minimize their tool bar, then put tape under their mouse.
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My mom is coming tomorrow for a week and I just don't want her to come. First she's bringing me treats, which is awesome, except that PMS is starting and I guarantee that I'm going to binge on them. Then I have to figure out meals that she'll actually eat and that won't leave me starving... I need quantity, she needs small meals, she doesn't like veggies, meat or pasta, and she's diabetic, it's always a NIGHTMARE. And with PMS I end up eating much earlier in the day and can't always wait until my husband is home for dinner, but then she thinks it's too early, and I'm there starving and almost passing out because I need to eat but she'll complain that we don't have dinner together if I eat something...
And of course she's always criticizing what I do, how I raise my kids and whatnot. And does dishes all the time when I'm not looking, but doesn't know where to put things away, so she leaves clean dishes on the counter, then my kids put dirty dishes there and I end up doing extra work because I can't tell what's clean or dirty anymore... Every. Single. Time.
With PMS, I'm actually not sure how I'm going to survive this week without gaining 2 pounds. Then I feel bad because I know some people would love to still have their mother with them, but frankly our relationship sucks.0 -
I posted a confession when this thread was new - that I wear a spanx-equivalent and control top hosiery even when wearing trousers. New confession - I've stopped with the control top hosiery! No longer required! And I can breathe again!0
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I like to cheat on my diet once or twice a week with whatever I desire at the time. Today, I ate a big serving(s?) of french fries. Last week it was Korean fried chicken and pizza...and a night of boozing. Whatever, I am still losing weight.0
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