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I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2015
    Granted she makes great choices for everyone but her mfp friends...we are doomed...doomed I tell ya :o
    I wish chocolate had no calories
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited March 2015
    (Me too!)
    Granted but it also has no antioxidant power or flavor. Yumm!
    I wish to get well and out of this silly hospital!
  • JiveDoc
    JiveDoc Posts: 284 Member
    Granted...but no more morphine for you.

    I wish someone would take me to a tropical island and teach me to surf.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted. . . but now you are a surfing manic all surfing, only surfing all day every day. All weather and when there are no waves you sit on the beach wailing to anyone who will listen. Such a waste.

    I wish I could spend the morning at the gym.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...but the gym is closed today.......

    I wish I could improve my muscle tone without working out...

  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, but the muscle tone fizzles out after 24 hours and leaves you with Stretch Armstrong limbs..

    I wish I could clone my self and make one my clones a maid (need to clean my house URGHHH)...
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    Denied, the calorie burn from cleaning your house will help you

    I wish I could remain normal when there's a full moon
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you can stay normal with the full moon, but you are already a wolf in name & photo - so that's normal for you. You also get a bump up to Alfa so lead that pack- there's a squirrel or something to chase.

    Wish: the Easter bunny liked me best
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    Granted, but then I eat the Easter Bunny

    Wish I could be a Vampire instead
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Denied, you are allergic to blood and die...

    I wish I could twinkle my nose like B'Witched and just make things happen (and things that are useful, purposeful, meaningful)...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: but you are one of the sparkly, love sick vampires that won't even bite people anymore. Lame.

    Wish: team Edward was more fierce.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Granted, however (please forgive me, it is early a.m.) I do not know what team Edward is and instead of being fierce the team is a bunch of wussys..

    I wish that my mind was working better this morning so I could grant and deny wishes that were funny and intelligent...LOL
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, but you are insufferable. o:)

    I wish I had a warm pair of gloves for my bicycle tour this afternoon
  • LittleJem01
    LittleJem01 Posts: 51 Member
    Granted. But they're lined with horsehair and you can't take them off for a month.

    I wish there was a local restaurant that delivered bacon sandwiches on Saturday mornings....
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LittleJem01 wrote: »
    Granted. But they're lined with horsehair and you can't take them off for a month.

    I wish there was a local restaurant that delivered bacon sandwiches on Saturday mornings....

    Granted, but it's a DIY kit. They deliver a loaf of bread, a live pig, a bucket and a sharp knife. The pig's large dewy eyes and quivering bottom lip don't help.

    Bon appetit.

    I wish I couldn't hear the squealing.
  • LittleJem01
    LittleJem01 Posts: 51 Member
    Ok, I change my wish, I change my wish!!! Oats for breakfast. And a book on pig husbandry please.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, Oats for breakfast but you have to eat a bushel of them, Yikes what tomorrow will bring! As for the pig husbandry, you know what is coming, the pig is now your husband, in every way, snuggle up!

    I wish I had remembered to bring my workout shorts to the gym this morning.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    LOL- nice way to (mis)handle a newbie, Blue.

    Granted: you brought the shorts, but they are a pair from last year- prior to your "journey", they are way out of fashion & four sizes too big- so all that blaring colorful fabric is around your ankles during work out. No, really, we are laughing with you...,

    Wish: someone lend her some pants
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    Granted, but you brought your old shorts, the super large ones, and they keep falling down

    Wish I wasn't me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted...your someone else :#

    Wish I lived on a tropical island
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you are now on a tropical island with a very young buff guy who is gay. So sorry about that. I guess you are flying solo.

    I wish I had done my run this morning when I had the energy but forgot my pants.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but you ran so hard with all hat energy that you burned off your pants!

    I wish I was finished with all this damn renovating!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you're done & you damned the renovation. Now, these people have to live with that portal of monsters coming & going at all hours. Demons are noisy & inconsiderate. You'll have to start over, with a contractor & a priest.

    Wish: the lawn was greener on my side
  • johnjohn9211
    johnjohn9211 Posts: 17 Member
    edited March 2015
    Granted, but it grows so fast that you have to mow it three times a day.

    I wish I could instantly drop my last 30 pounds to go today.
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
    Granted. But you now have no legs! Enjoy your rest..

    I wish I could make the lawn greener for Cindy4FunFit
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, get out the spray cans and get going, you have to spray each blade separately.

    I wish I was getting a massage.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited March 2015
    Granted, but it's a scalp massage and you get a headache.

    I wish my hair color didn't fade so fast
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted ....the colour stays in forever....nice blue hair...

    I wish....my family lived closer
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Cool! Too bad they're all boring company, b/c they live right with ya!
    I wish this screaming headache (from a few weeks ago) would go away!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited March 2015
    Granted; they moved in with you last week and now you're sleeping on the couch and your brother borrowed your car and forgot where he parked it.

    I wish I knew what I want for dinner

    (and btw, it's already blue - turquoise & magenta; lol)
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