Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

melimomTARDIS wrote: »

Geez I have to catch up on this thread.

Confession- I rarely add anyone to my friends list. I decline most requests.

First of all, I am a recovering binge eater, and I log.my.binges. So I need any friends on my list to not be delicate fainting couch types. (YES, I SAID A WHOLE BOX OF CLUB CRACKERS. Dont be a hater)

Also- I like all my friends to be honest, daily loggers. I delete friends who dont regularily log in , dont comment, and barely use the site.

Also also- I am painfully shy, and I really put myself out there with my MFP friends. I prefer a small group of supportive friends then a large number of silent ones.

So glad I'm one of the chosen few. I love looking at your diary. Club crackers and all!

Well this is happening

WillLift4Tats wrote: »

Well this is happening

Oh yeah. Already went there. No words...

quiksylver296 wrote: »

WillLift4Tats wrote: »

Well this is happening

Oh yeah. Already went there. No words...

Pretty funny stuff right there!

lemurcat12 wrote: »

CountessKitteh wrote: »

Confession: I put in about two hours of actual work this morning, and now I'm mentally checked out at work. I just need to make it to an acceptable departure time this afternoon, and I'm blowing this popsicle stand.

My office has this idiotic policy of "surprise" letting people out early on days like Good Friday, as well as the day before holiday weekends. The problem is that since everyone knows it's coming (it doesn't actually affect me, but people who have a required 9-5 type schedule), starting at about noon (or before) no one does anything but talk about when they are going to be let out.

They should just have an official "day ends at 2" policy for these days. But no, it's supposed to be a fun surprise that you get out early.

My boss usually let's us go an hour early on long weekends. Yesterday, he came in to my office at 4 and told me to go home. I asked if the other guys were leaving and he told me he sent them home at 3 and he had just been at the back drinking with his buddy. I could tell he was drunk and told him I would lock up. He handed me $270 cash and told me to have a good weekened. Fifteen minutes later, after I had locked up, I went to gas up my van and he was at the station with his friend. He saw me and paid for my gas.

My confession: I am thinking I should buy him a case of beer as a thank-you, because I find him very generous when he is drunk

ladybuggnorris wrote: »

lemurcat12 wrote: »

CountessKitteh wrote: »

Confession: I put in about two hours of actual work this morning, and now I'm mentally checked out at work. I just need to make it to an acceptable departure time this afternoon, and I'm blowing this popsicle stand.

My office has this idiotic policy of "surprise" letting people out early on days like Good Friday, as well as the day before holiday weekends. The problem is that since everyone knows it's coming (it doesn't actually affect me, but people who have a required 9-5 type schedule), starting at about noon (or before) no one does anything but talk about when they are going to be let out.

They should just have an official "day ends at 2" policy for these days. But no, it's supposed to be a fun surprise that you get out early.

My boss usually let's us go an hour early on long weekends. Yesterday, he came in to my office at 4 and told me to go home. I asked if the other guys were leaving and he told me he sent them home at 3 and he had just been at the back drinking with his buddy. I could tell he was drunk and told him I would lock up. He handed me $270 cash and told me to have a good weekened. Fifteen minutes later, after I had locked up, I went to gas up my van and he was at the station with his friend. He saw me and paid for my gas.

My confession: I am thinking I should buy him a case of beer as a thank-you, because I find him very generous when he is drunk

In a sense - he would be paying for it himself since he gave you the money, DO IT!!

quiksylver296 wrote: »

CountessKitteh wrote: »

GUYS, THIS MAY GET AMAZING

https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10124936/slendertone/p1

Wow! She's a peach.

I can't see it
is it gone now?
I missed it!!!

Okay, to follow up my comment about the silly surprise get out early policy, the person who sends these out for some reason doesn't have a support person do it (the surprise, I guess) but also can't seem to figure out how to do a new message or change the subject line, so we got informed about the early go home hours on a message that says Happy New Year.

allstatemom wrote: »

I'd leave my husband for Ron Swanson. (Yes, he knows)

I LOVE Ron Swanson.

My 6 year old daughter came out with a nightmare while I was watching Game of Thrones the other day. We were re-watching in anticipation of the new ones in a couple weeks, so she came out to Dany having her dragons burn that slave master in Astapor (?). She thought it was the coolest and I had to basically drag her back to bed. Now she keeps asking me to braid her hair like "the dragon lady".