Your stupidest joke
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how do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.0 -
How do you get an elephant into a grocery store?
You take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way"
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Wait! There is no F in WAY!
Ok so I might have a few tears right about now!!0 -
How do you say three cat's drowned in french?
un deux trois quatre cinq (reads.... un, deux, trois CAT SANK) LOL0 -
Where do the football players go to plan their plays?
The huddle house....0 -
Did you know Beethoven is still making music? He's now de-composing!
(Groan)0 -
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow???
Brown chicken brown cow.... (To the tune of bowchickawowow)0 -
Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Sure!
Me too.0 -
One more:
Blonde: I get really tired of people thinking I'm stupid. I am not stupid. I'm actually really smart. I know all the state capitals.
Friend: Really? Awesome.
Blonde: Yeah, try me.
Friend: OK - capital of Mississippi?
Blonde: Easy. It's M.0 -
Why did Spongebob visit Detroit?
To see Kwamee Kill Patrick0 -
from one marine to another.
"what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?"
take the pin out and throw it back
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Blonde called the fire department because her house was on fire.
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
Sahe said, "DUH big red truck!0 -
Why did the ant crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
Because he got pissed off the first time.0 -
What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
It let out a little whine.0 -
Q: Why don't Dinosaurs talk?
A: Because they're dead
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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
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This one is my mom's but I'll tell it:)
Sorry if I offend someone...
A blond was driving down the road. She stops beside a field seeing another blond in a boat. She gets out of the car and screams out to her, "What are you doing you ninny?"
The other blond look at her surprise but yells a reply, "I'm rowing in a sea of wheat!"
The first blond was enraged and let her have it,"It's you that give us blonds a bad name..... And if I could swim I'd come out there and....." Well you get the picture:)0 -
One my 10 year old brother told me awhile back...
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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The above reminded me of this one:
What did spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?
The Captain's Log.0 -
Why do monkeys eat with their tails?
Because they can't take them off.0 -
Okay, you asked for it.
Can you tell me how long cows are milked?
Ready?
Same as short ones!!0 -
May contain some stereotyping. I don't mean to offend anyone and I apologize if I do.
Three men were out hiking. They came across a land that hadn't yet been discovered/inhabited. They decided to give the place a name. Since they couldn't settle on what to name it, they decided to draw letters of the alphabet out of a hat.
The first man drew and said, "I got a C, eh"
The second man drew and said, "I got an N, eh"
The third man drew his letter and said, "I got a D, eh." 0 -
there is no need to apologize for Canadian jokes! "They're not even a real country anyway!" LOL0
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was dead.0 -
How do you say three cat's drowned in french?
un deux trois quatre cinq (reads.... un, deux, trois CAT SANK) LOL
hahaha... that made me lold:laugh:0 -
how did the dead baby get across the road?
Stapled to the chicken0 -
why is a truckload of dead babies better than a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork0 -
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.0 -
Girl 1: " What does IDK mean?"
Girl 2: " I don't know"
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh nobody knows what it means!"0 -
what do you call:
a girl with one leg?
Eileen
an asian girl with one leg?
Irene
A man with no legs?
Matt
A man with no legs, hanging on the wall?
Art
a man with no legs, in a pool?
Bob0 -
I am SO impressed that nobody has gotten mad at me yet! LOL0
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Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
They don't have the guts for it!0
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