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  • ridiculyss
    ridiculyss Posts: 108 Member
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    You might be a redneck if you....
    Go to a family reunion looking for a date.
  • Sunshine_Girlie
    Sunshine_Girlie Posts: 618 Member
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    --No idear [No eyed deer].

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    --Still no idear [ still no eye deer].

    A little boy had to use the restroom, but his teacher wouldn't let him unless he said the alphabet. The little boy responds, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher looked a little confused and told him he forgot the 'p' was and he said, "It's running down my leg."
  • Vixxta
    Vixxta Posts: 31
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    How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
  • aaddaammggoolleeaaffss
    aaddaammggoolleeaaffss Posts: 230
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    what do you call cheese that's not yours?
    nacho cheese :)

    Haha, love this one
  • KierstyPants
    KierstyPants Posts: 468 Member
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    How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

    HAHAHAHAH.
    best joke ever.
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
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    What do you call a lady with one leg??


    Eileen
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. That's a hardware problem.
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead...
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    how many blondes does it take to change the light bulb?

    three. One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.





    How many narcissists?

    Only one, he holds onto the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    What do you call a lady with one leg??


    Eileen

    unless she is asian...then she's Irene
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    who's Lucky and gets in trouble on other threads?

    Me.:ohwell:
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
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    What do you call a lady with one leg??


    Eileen

    unless she is asian...then she's Irene



    Ha ha.... Love that.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Why did Spongebob visit Detroit?

    To see Kwamee Kill Patrick




    Wow.
    I'm from Detroit and STILL laughed at that. :D
  • joycemhall
    joycemhall Posts: 164 Member
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    Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
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    Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









    A. Wheres my tractor?!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    An Irish man walks out of a bar..



    No really, it could happen.
  • tmdugger
    tmdugger Posts: 132 Member
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    What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    BaNaNa....Banana....baNaNanA.....

    (Sung to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI)

    Oh yeah fruit joke with bonus points for classical music dork :smile:
  • anakinlover
    anakinlover Posts: 109
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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a leaf pile?


    Russell
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    Dam.

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