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Looking for a detox/cleanse?

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  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?

    Did you read the thread AT ALL?
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    misskarne wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?

    Did you read the thread AT ALL?

    Do you even humor?
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    I like the sugar free gummy bears. FTW
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    I like the sugar free gummy bears. FTW
    I'm sure if one eats enough sugar free candy, there will be a cleanse of some sort... :smiley:
  • Psychgrrl
    Psychgrrl Posts: 3,177 Member
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:

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  • misskarne
    misskarne Posts: 1,765 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    misskarne wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?

    Did you read the thread AT ALL?

    Do you even humor?

    Apparently not when I'm only paying half attention, sorry :s
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    Bump. Post Thanksgiving....
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:
    Oh damn. Instant Dr Oz diet FAIL!!
    Whatever shall I do now?
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    Bump. Post Thanksgiving....
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:
    Oh damn. Instant Dr Oz diet FAIL!!
    Whatever shall I do now?

    There, there....just drink some slim tea and take a couple garcinia cambogia pills, you'll be fine. Dr. Fraud is watching over you.
  • mdoljansky
    mdoljansky Posts: 35 Member
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,857 Member
    edited November 2015
    mdoljansky wrote: »
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?

    Clearly you didn't read any part of this thread. I know it's long, but it generally pays to read at least the first post.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    mdoljansky wrote: »
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?

    Are those the loofah kind? They cleanse my body very well when I soap them up real good and rub hard in the shower. I use Dove soap, it has moisturizers so I'm both cleansed and moisturized.
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,213 Member
    I had a surprise result after my colonoscopy "cleanse" this past weekend, a "cleansed" palette. I lost all interest in sweets. I have one coffee in the morning and put less sugar in it than normal and found it to be too sweet. Could be coincidence, could be the result of a change in gut bacteria. I'm not down with detoxes but I am now wondering if, in some cases, there may actually be a benefit to a cleanse.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    FatMoojor wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    FatMoojor wrote: »
    So which detox is best for losing say 15lbs in a couple of weeks?

    Did you read the OP?

    pfft, no chance, this thread is 7 pages long. I read the title and just posted.

    You should actually read at least the OP (first post) to avoid doing what you just did :laugh:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    mdoljansky wrote: »
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?

    Suggestion would be to read the OP. :laugh:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    mdoljansky wrote: »
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?
    Read the whole thread...
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    mdoljansky wrote: »
    I could do use a good cleanse! I usually get GNC body cleanses .. Any suggestions?

    Are those the loofah kind? They cleanse my body very well when I soap them up real good and rub hard in the shower. I use Dove soap, it has moisturizers so I'm both cleansed and moisturized.

    I use dove too. Great cleanse
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    Burt's Bees Deep Cleansing Cream is nice.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Burt's Bees Deep Cleansing Cream is nice.

    That does sound really nice.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    Bump. Post Thanksgiving....
    Psychgrrl wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    Hi. I'm addicted to sugar and want to do the Dr. Oz 8 month green smoothie detox. Who's with me?
    I'm there, with green coffee beans and all!


    Don't forget the raspberry ketones! :wink:
    Oh damn. Instant Dr Oz diet FAIL!!
    Whatever shall I do now?

    There, there....just drink some slim tea and take a couple garcinia cambogia pills, you'll be fine. Dr. Fraud is watching over you.
    I feel SO much better now.
    I'm off to boost my metabolism with peppers and green tea in preparation...

  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    Felt like this could use a boost today.
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
    edited December 2015
    Not seen this for a few days so have a bump.

    Edit. Also I found my (least) favourite MLM scammer is now selling a magic formula detox that burns fat as I sleep. Wow...
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)

    Well, technically, if you're not losing weight while sleeping, something has gone horribly wrong. It is the other 16-20 hours I find I need to manage. :p
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    But dem sleep lossez, doh! What could possibly be better than losing weight while you sleep? ;)

    Well, technically, if you're not losing weight while sleeping, something has gone horribly wrong. It is the other 16-20 hours I find I need to manage. :p

    A bit like when I gave up cigarettes many years ago. I could give them up for 8 hours a day no problem. Then I woke up...
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
    Not been bumped for a fortnight so a pre Christmas TTT.
  • cindytw
    cindytw Posts: 1,027 Member
    Oh HEELL NO!! What I consider a "cleanse" is a super strict version of my diet...so right now it would be a Whole 30 because I am Paleo. I have tried others for 5 minutes, but NO.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    Bump. Also, I don't know if it's been posted here before, but here's a great article from Science Based Medicine about cleanses/detoxes: https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
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