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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    English is funny
    Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
    Not nuts (young nor old)

    True, they are not nuts
    but Sheen, Busey, and Cruise are
    nucking futs for sure
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Butternut squash has
    Zero butter, Zero nuts
    And is hard to squash
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    What is clean eating
    Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
    avoiding toxinzz
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    What is clean eating
    Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
    avoiding toxinzz

    You forgot to wash
    With lots of soap and water
    Eating clean? Easy.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    Bird sanctuary
    Has a few hungry fellows
    that would take stale nuts
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Thread has good advice
    About dealing with old nuts
    What about the bolts?
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    Stale nuts lose protein
    Have negative calories
    No need to log them
  • SunnyDuckling
    SunnyDuckling Posts: 204 Member
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    Old nuts, new nuts, hmm
    Asking genuine question
    Are almonds true nuts?
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    I had lots of wine
    I came back for deez old nuts
    Hairy Salty Love
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Big old rancid nuts
    Must wash them to purify
    To feed animals
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Big old rancid nuts
    Must wash them to purify
    To feed animals

    "To feed animals"
    Reminds me of Twilight Zone
    "It's . . . it's a cookbook!!!"
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    LaceyBirds wrote: »
    Stale nuts lose protein
    Have negative calories
    No need to log them

    I don't log old nuts
    I do log all of the soap
    Hopefully that counts
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I had lots of wine
    I came back for deez old nuts
    Hairy Salty Love

    I added extra
    there's hair aplenty in here
    I checked gutters, too
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Blue hair, blond hair, and
    All the white hair from my cat
    Yemington
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Hairballs glisten wet
    With sweaty tears of salt
    Into the mystic
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Lush and verdant green
    With no room for derp and woo
    The sand outside grates
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,196 Member
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    for future knowledge
    freeze them, in bags that zip-lock
    nuts, fresh and lovely!
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,196 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    tin can can't care much
    aged nuts can still be tasty
    nom nom nom nom nom

    much better sans beard
    no more scaring the children!
    stubble sexier

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