Old Nuts

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Wait. Are all the nuts
    or the unicorns bearded
    in this oasis?


  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Derp_Diggler wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Wait. Are all the nuts
    or the unicorns bearded
    in this oasis?


    Beards are necessary
    So are nuts, toasted or ground
    Sarcasm abounds
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains

    Wine and cheese sounds good
    All things in moderation
    It fits my macros
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains

    Share with your friends, please
    Because we love wine and cheese
    Rhymed and feel dirty
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Nanogg55 wrote: »
    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled

    Greasy poles and nuts
    This thread really delivers
    How's that for gutter?

    Your mind is twisted
    Dirty like the gutter
    I really like it

    You're such a sweetheart
    Best compliment of today
    I love you long time

    Me love thread long time
    I will bump back to the top
    Now i run away
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    Gift keeps on giving
    Can't be gotten rid of yet
    Just like those old nuts
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    If not for gutter
    My mind would be homeless, yea
    Tho i speak little
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Blueseraphchaos wrote: »
    If not for gutter
    My mind would be homeless, yea
    Tho i speak little

    Gutters: Residence
    for stalwarts and snipes alike
    for the rent is cheap
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    English is funny
    Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
    Not nuts (young nor old)
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    English is funny
    Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
    Not nuts (young nor old)

    True, they are not nuts
    but Sheen, Busey, and Cruise are
    nucking futs for sure
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Butternut squash has
    Zero butter, Zero nuts
    And is hard to squash
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    What is clean eating
    Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
    avoiding toxinzz
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    What is clean eating
    Brushing cat hair off stale nuts
    avoiding toxinzz

    You forgot to wash
    With lots of soap and water
    Eating clean? Easy.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Bird sanctuary
    Has a few hungry fellows
    that would take stale nuts
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  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Thread has good advice
    About dealing with old nuts
    What about the bolts?
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    Stale nuts lose protein
    Have negative calories
    No need to log them
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  • SunnyDuckling
    SunnyDuckling Posts: 204 Member
    Old nuts, new nuts, hmm
    Asking genuine question
    Are almonds true nuts?
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    I had lots of wine
    I came back for deez old nuts
    Hairy Salty Love
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited January 2016
    Big old rancid nuts
    Must wash them to purify
    To feed animals
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Big old rancid nuts
    Must wash them to purify
    To feed animals

    "To feed animals"
    Reminds me of Twilight Zone
    "It's . . . it's a cookbook!!!"
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    LaceyBirds wrote: »
    Stale nuts lose protein
    Have negative calories
    No need to log them

    I don't log old nuts
    I do log all of the soap
    Hopefully that counts
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I had lots of wine
    I came back for deez old nuts
    Hairy Salty Love

    I added extra
    there's hair aplenty in here
    I checked gutters, too
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
    edited January 2016
    Blue hair, blond hair, and
    All the white hair from my cat
    Yemington
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited January 2016
    Hairballs glisten wet
    With sweaty tears of salt
    Into the mystic
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Lush and verdant green
    With no room for derp and woo
    The sand outside grates
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    for future knowledge
    freeze them, in bags that zip-lock
    nuts, fresh and lovely!
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    tin can can't care much
    aged nuts can still be tasty
    nom nom nom nom nom

    much better sans beard
    no more scaring the children!
    stubble sexier

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