We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Left me on the beach to be kidnapped and sold off to Mars.0
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wanted to move to Venus0
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Didn't like to travel to Venus.0
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Was annoyed that you can take the man from Mars, but can't take the Mars out of the man0
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Wanted me to dress up like Nacho Libre. Bizarre.0
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Had a thing for nuns.0
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kept tracking mud in the house after the rugby games0
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Always wore tightie whities...0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »
Obviously since I've never seen em0 -
[quote="gonzalesvikki
Was obviously blind since my DDD's are impossible to miss...
I'm jealous of her DDDs........
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Was jealous he didn't have manboobs0
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Didn't like his manboobs. He was a show-off.0
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Didn't grasp that I was jealous because I "wanted" them0
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I liked her boobs too much0
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Wanted me to get implants.0
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He needed an implant...0
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She needed 2 implants...0
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Couldn't eat the booty like groceries. RIP Yuvabody.0
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He lost me.0
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He was secretly a Brony.0
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didnt let me play the harp before sex0
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Tried sexing the harp instead of me0
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Kept harping on how mean I was.0
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Couldn't last more than 30 min in bed0
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He kept confusing us. It was strange.0
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