Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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These hemorrhoids are killing me!0
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OMG I think I banged your sister last night1
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What size condom do you wear?
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Your mom turns me on.0
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So, your daughters 18?0
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I went ahead and packed an overnight bag, cause I know where this is headed.0
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Do you swallow?0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Do you swallow?
LMAO!!!0 -
How much?0
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Open wide!0
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Lets talk about your boobs.0
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So, man boobs? Rocking that look.0
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Could you help me take off this ankle monitor?0
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I'm a Felon0
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Do you lock your bedroom window?0
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Bend down and touch your toes for me0
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JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!2
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!
Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?0 -
ExAZTrailrunner wrote: »gonzalesvikki wrote: »JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!
Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?
I kid you not, all of these things have been said to me on first dates!!!!0 -
Oh, no, we're gonna *kitten*!0
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I find most girls like their balloon knot kissed.0
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Can I share you?0
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We should go to your place instead... my mom's hosting a bingo party tonight.0
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We should stop and buy lube after the movie.0
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that hairy mole on your face is hardly noticeable.0
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My Dr say the infection should be cleared up by now.
My last date's name was lefty.
Can you spare 30 seconds?0 -
Can you fit this whole banana in your mouth?0
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I hope you don't have kids, because technically I can't get within 1000ft of them.0
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So tell me again, when do you turn 18?0
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My mom is waiting outside to take us there.2
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