Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special

    Ew.

    Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?

    Actually not really into babies, so meh.

    Those babies turn to men

    So really you're asking if I'm into men? Why didn't you just come right out and say it, then? Yeesh.
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special

    Ew.

    Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?

    Actually not really into babies, so meh.

    Those babies turn to men

    So really you're asking if I'm into men? Why didn't you just come right out and say it, then? Yeesh.

    I did! Bukake style

    I'm more of a plain-spoken kind of gal, just get it all on out there, ya know?
  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special

    Ew.

    Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?

    Actually not really into babies, so meh.

    Those babies turn to men

    So really you're asking if I'm into men? Why didn't you just come right out and say it, then? Yeesh.

    I did! Bukake style

    I'm more of a plain-spoken kind of gal, just get it all on out there, ya know?

    Yall are giving off a real Rachel and Ross kinda vibe. I keep wondering if you're going to get together.
    XQq8UMo254P16.gif
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special

    Ew.

    What's ew in that paragraph? The fact that he hadn't been to his computer in years? Right...it must've gotten damn dusty
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    GleisnerBot wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    _unsteady_ wrote: »
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I've b had erotica writers, foot fetishists, the guy who couldn't have pics here cause they were on his computer and in the 4 years he had been on his computer I guess. The best really was told I needed a face full of cum. That was special

    Ew.

    Ew? Thats half of a baby you kiss a baby dont you?

    Actually not really into babies, so meh.

    Those babies turn to men

    So really you're asking if I'm into men? Why didn't you just come right out and say it, then? Yeesh.

    I did! Bukake style

    I'm more of a plain-spoken kind of gal, just get it all on out there, ya know?

    Yall are giving off a real Rachel and Ross kinda vibe. I keep wondering if you're going to get together.
    XQq8UMo254P16.gif

    I'm not really into the whole "come for me at the airport" thing, we'll have to work something else out.
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    * Not worth it.

    ha. depends if they were skittles or m&m's.

    They were skittles and they looked delicious

    I figured...taste the rainbow and all

    Ok, what did I miss here? So confused...and now I want skittles. Is that a bad thing?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    nightengale7 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    * Not worth it.

    ha. depends if they were skittles or m&m's.

    They were skittles and they looked delicious

    I figured...taste the rainbow and all

    Ok, what did I miss here? So confused...and now I want skittles. Is that a bad thing?

    Define, "bad".
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    I dunno about the skittles. Fruity is good. But if you have to chew it, i don't think that's a good sign....
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2017
    Also...it's sad that like 6 people saw that gif in the 30 seconds it was up :joy::joy:
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Ugh. I'm getting nauseous. I often wish I hadn't written stuff... :joy:
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    Somehow this thread got way off base...so, creepers, anyone? :p
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I put a toothpick in my belly button and make lollipops to give out as parting gifts the next morning.

    I think you meant to put this here: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10345344/random-thought-for-the-day/p49
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I put a toothpick in my belly button and make lollipops to give out as parting gifts the next morning.

    Now that's a great idea!
  • newbie3122
    newbie3122 Posts: 480 Member
    newbie3122 eats fries with mayonnaise. What a creepy dude...
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    Monopoly money!
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Oh btw, any dude who's ever sent me unsolicited D pics on here has had them shared.
    My poor MFP bestie has seen way more than he ever wanted to!

    If I want them, you'll know.
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
    edited January 2017
    Please Read

    I've cleaned through this thread and really I've no desire to have to do it again.

    It's been a while since I've deleted a reply that violates pretty much every guideline MyFitnessPal has but there's been plenty shining examples here.

    Now - I have issued no warnings (that I personally have dealt with in this thread) BUT this was me giving the benefit of the doubt, if I have to return and re-clean the outcome may not be the same and the thread may cease to exist.

    So, no calling out/making references to members passed or present and please just take a glimpse at the guidelines again!

    Right.. we're good!

    Thread back open!

    Adam, MyFitnessPal Moderator
  • vingogly
    vingogly Posts: 1,785 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    In simple terms, there are the attractive ones and the unattractive ones. Pretty much if you're going to be creep just don't be ugly. Or married ;)

    You mean decent looking like serial killer Ted Bundy -- who killed at least 14 women?

    http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/too-close-to-ted-bundy

    Creepy is creepy.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Phew! I feel just like I did last week when I got out of a speeding ticket going 70mph in a 45mph construction zone.
    I sorry. :frowning:
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I forgot about the guy who had the yoga pant fetish and kept asking what I'd wear under them. That was an odd one. He had really bad grammar.

    I find it odd that, people with bad grammar never talk to me; even though I'll talk to them! It's like no 1 dislikes you, more than; your own because I've found that to, be a commonality among the disabled; toward me & others also!

    I have bad grammar. I talk to both of you. B)

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