True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited January 2017
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those boxers around straight.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.

    Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    VeryKatie wrote: »
    I confess -- I found out my husband was asexual four years after we had married, and promised to be supportive, but a sexless marriage, in which we barely ever cuddle, touch or even kiss, makes me worry that I may one day cheat ...

    Oh dear. That's really hard. Have you talked to him about your concerns? You can word it differently. But maybe he would be okay with you having the occasional open marriageness?

    I dont know if that was an old post but if it wasnt it didnt take long for the original poster to vanish.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    I confess that I am worried I won't look good in my wedding dress, especially my arms. Although I have a year to get it together. I also confess that although it is not my usual self, I really do care how I would look to others on that day. :(
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.

    Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?

    Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.



    ... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    Is Giney the name of your bat?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...

    Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.

    Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?

    Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.



    ... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.

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  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...

    Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!

    pfffttt
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...

    Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!

    pfffttt

    Pfffttttt what? Pfffttt sir.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.

    Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?

    Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.



    ... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.

    Gave you a little thrill eh?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.

    Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.

    About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.

    I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.

    I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.

    Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?

    Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.



    ... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.

    Gave you a little thrill eh?

    Ha... just a lil'
  • RForsho
    RForsho Posts: 3 Member
    I confess I met my goals on MFP in 2012 and for whatever reason let it all go little at time. Three years later almost back where I started. This past year I reassessed and am back on the rollercoaster, only not progressing as I had before. Hopefully reaching my goals in a more sustainable way this time.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    Next time CC me on those pics. K? Thanks

    Check your PMs

    Yeah, you should be on the group list anyways.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    I confess that I am tired of being OMFG.

    Old, Married, Fat Guy.
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    ^^^ There's my proof that I'm the most boring wife in the world
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    ^^^ There's my proof that I'm the most boring wife in the world

    Second marriage sweetness, we still like each other

    Take that *kitten* back to your batcave.
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  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    I miss all the fun when I'm in the office and can't hang around on the boards all day.