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Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?1
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abetterme9366 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
File for an econtempt of ecourt. They will garnish his wages.
I found out because he has multiple ebabies and doesn't work I get $3.78 cents per fortnight from his social security cheque..
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
I am assuming you already did the epaternity test. Your next step could be one of two things, take the high road, follow the laws and get him that way. Or upload all his info onto checkoutmydeadbeatebabydaddy.com and humiliate him. After that contact all his esidechicks and disrupt his eswag game.5 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
File for an econtempt of ecourt. They will garnish his wages.
I found out because he has multiple ebabies and doesn't work I get $3.78 cents per fortnight from his social security cheque..
Is it too late to ebort?
Too late.. I think ecastration for him so this doesn't happen to another mfper2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?3 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
I am assuming you already did the epaternity test. Your next step could be one of two things, take the high road, follow the laws and get him that way. Or upload all his info onto checkoutmydeadbeatebabydaddy.com and humiliate him. After that contact all his esidechicks and disrupt his eswag game.
Loooove your second idea.. on it right now1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
I am assuming you already did the epaternity test. Your next step could be one of two things, take the high road, follow the laws and get him that way. Or upload all his info onto checkoutmydeadbeatebabydaddy.com and humiliate him. After that contact all his esidechicks and disrupt his eswag game.
Loooove your second idea.. on it right now
I had a feeling that would be the more popular route.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
No but I feel like I need one posthaste!1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure3 -
nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.
Dang..
I mean safety goggles? Really?1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.
the heels is a nice touch. will there be moonshine?1 -
How do I talk to a cute guy at the gym? Newly single after 9 years and I have no clue how any of this stuff works anymore!1
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caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.
Dang..
I mean safety goggles? Really?
Those are what put you over the edge aren't they? It is ok, you can admit it.nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Dr MFP-
Do you do gyn work? Call me.
Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
Bring pliers
Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.
the heels is a nice touch. will there be moonshine?
Of course, we are in a cornfield. It will be the good stuff.2 -
I cant put down the chocolate chip cookies. Help!!!!0
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SunkissedBrownSugga wrote: »I cant put down the chocolate chip cookies. Help!!!!
Spray them with windex then you can't eat them.4
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