My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
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    He was jealous I could grow a better beard than him
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    The beard I could handle....the chest hair popping out of her v-neck shirt threw me off though
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
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    Shut up you loved it 😆
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    ailsalw wrote: »
    Shut up you loved it 😆

    I'm a good actor.

    She kept tracing her finger down her sternum....looking at me seductively, while twirling her thick, black chest hair. :#
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
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    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    ailsalw wrote: »
    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body

    I was training for a Swim Meet...it's what we do! :D:p

    She ordered a steak and then proceeded to chastise me about animal cruelty and benefits of being vegan while not recognizing her own hipocracy
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He wanted me to put the lotion on the skin
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    he showed up
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    She challenged me on everything!... and was a sore loser
  • jase0495
    jase0495 Posts: 274 Member
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    Never let's me win at anything.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    she thought she could beat me at everything. I used to let her win a few.......cause I'm nice like that.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    she took all my bacon.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    we fought over bacon all of the time......
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    she kept wanting to wrestle..... for bacon.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
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    she never would give me my prize when I won...... Bacon of course.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    She just wanted me for my pork products
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He whipped out his pork products at the restaurant!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He left me to go salivate over some guys pork products
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
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    she said I couldn't order pork products for dinner
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    he threw the maple syrup on the floor and yelled "what is this *kitten*??!?!"

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