My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He was jealous I could grow a better beard than him
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    The beard I could handle....the chest hair popping out of her v-neck shirt threw me off though
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    Shut up you loved it 😆
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    ailsalw wrote: »
    Shut up you loved it 😆

    I'm a good actor.

    She kept tracing her finger down her sternum....looking at me seductively, while twirling her thick, black chest hair. :#
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    ailsalw wrote: »
    He told me he spends one day a week shaving his entire body

    I was training for a Swim Meet...it's what we do! :D:p

    She ordered a steak and then proceeded to chastise me about animal cruelty and benefits of being vegan while not recognizing her own hipocracy
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He wanted me to put the lotion on the skin
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
    he showed up
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She challenged me on everything!... and was a sore loser
  • jase0495
    jase0495 Posts: 274 Member
    Never let's me win at anything.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
    she thought she could beat me at everything. I used to let her win a few.......cause I'm nice like that.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    she took all my bacon.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
    we fought over bacon all of the time......
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    she kept wanting to wrestle..... for bacon.
  • katerwedo
    katerwedo Posts: 1,250 Member
    she never would give me my prize when I won...... Bacon of course.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She just wanted me for my pork products
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He whipped out his pork products at the restaurant!
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He left me to go salivate over some guys pork products
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    she said I couldn't order pork products for dinner
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he threw the maple syrup on the floor and yelled "what is this *kitten*??!?!"
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    she made a mess where ever she went
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He drank too much and passed out
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She had one to many and started dirty dancing on top of the table! which would normally be fine except we were dining with my parents and it was a glass table!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He pushed me off the table.. :(
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She fell off the table and started grinding the waiter!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    She "accidentally" fell on my lap
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »
    She "accidentally" fell on my lap

    We were having a blast then she commented and called me a she I mean a she she date is is fine but i'm a she!

    Wait double checking nope not a she!
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    edited November 2018
    he was confused about his gender. I wanted a real man
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She looked under the table and started laughing at my bell bottoms!
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    He wore bell bottoms
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