My date with the person above me was going great until...
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thats cool lol how are u hun0
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he confused me for someone he knows1
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She ignored our safe word0
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He always wanted to play it safe0
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I told him I was pregnant
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she said that I wasn't the father0
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His Daddy issues surfaced0
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He pulled up to the restaurant and started speaking into a loud speaker.0
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He started belching the alphabet after dinner0
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Until it wasn't...0
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Until he got up and went home0
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She talked with her mouth full of food.0
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She tried to get us a discount on dinner by flashing her cleavage.0
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She handed me her kid to babysit before heading out on her actual date1
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Her husband came home.0
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He passed out.. too much beer
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My glass eye fell out
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His glass eye fell in my drink
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I thought you said it was your eye glass?0
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mthompson7570 wrote: »I thought you said it was your eye glass?
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He dipped his glass eye in my drink and sucked on it0 -
And I thought I had got away with it until I swallowed it...1
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We had to call the ambulance because he was choking on his eyeball0
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But she was so sweet holding my hand at the hospital whilst the doc retrieved it.1
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It turned out his glass eye was really just a marble he found lying in the ground0
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He tried to sell me something he called a "beard tickle'1
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I caught him tickling some guys beard0
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She pulled off my beard0
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He took me to an organic vegan restaurant0
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he knocked me into the water off the boat when he was fighting a big fish ... he said it was going to put him into 1st place.0
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she said there were bigger fish in the sea0
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