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    When you think about it, he never really had scissorhands. He had scissorfingers.
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    Centaurs have 6 limbs so are they insects?
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    You always think you're special until you have to pick a username.
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    People who complain about not being taught how to do taxes in high school probably wouldn't have paid attention to it if it was offered in high school.
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    cee134 wrote: »
    People who complain about not being taught how to do taxes in high school probably wouldn't have paid attention to it if it was offered in high school.

    I think most ppl might have switched off in that class tbf
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    Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers-
    what you do today,
    might burn your *kitten* tomorrow.
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    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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    The bellwether of a failing democracy is the erosion of human rights.
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    edited January 2019

    It just doesn’t mean what many people seem to think it means. I feel I’m being unintentionally misleading.

    I get it. I think you're completely straightforward. It's others who need to do their research. Kind of like that secret club thing. I think I saw you at the last meeting. B)
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    The odds of winning the lottery seem a lot more daunting when you think of how often you miss in a 50/50 chance of plugging in a usb correctly.
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    There is probably a school principal somewhere in the world with a collection of confiscated Pokémon cards worth thousands.
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    Disney is worried about Mickey becoming public domain even though their bread and butter was movies based on classic fairy tales.
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    A universal punctuation mark for sarcasm would reduce so much confusion on the Internet.
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    On what am I going to spend the money I'll save by not drinking in January?
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    Moon_Stone wrote: »

    or universal sarcasm font.

    Done...

    https://thenextweb.com/dd/2011/12/12/finally-sarcasm-has-a-voice-in-print-with-its-own-font/
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    I Would Rather Sit On A Pumpkin And Have It All To Myself Than Be Crowded On A Velvet Cushion - Henry David Thoreau
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    yukfoo wrote: »
    I Would Rather Sit On A Pumpkin And Have It All To Myself Than Be Crowded On A Velvet Cushion - Henry David Thoreau

    <3<3<3<3<3<3

    Prelude...

    "It is the luxurious and dissipated who set the fashions which the herd so diligently follow. The traveller who stops at the best houses, so called, soon discovers this, for the publicans presume him to be a Sardanapalus, and if he resigned himself to their tender mercies he would soon be completely emasculated. I think that in the railroad car we are inclined to spend more on luxury than on safety and convenience, and it threatens without attaining these to become no better than a modern drawing-room, with its divans, and ottomans, and sun-shades, and a hundred other oriental things, which we are taking west with us, invented for the ladies of the harem and the effeminate natives of the Celestial Empire, which Jonathan should be ashamed to know the names of...."
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    edited January 2019
    ^^^ yeah, what he said... :p
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    If you go from high school to college to being a teacher you essentially have the same annual schedule your entire life.
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    I wish I could sell all the booze I get as holiday gifts
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    An apple a day, keeps the docotr away.
    And everyone else, if you throw it hard enough.
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    If pigs could fly their wings would probably taste really good.
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    A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room.
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If you go from high school to college to being a teacher you essentially have the same annual schedule your entire life.
    My friend did this, and went to teach at the High School she attended.

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