The Bad Advice Thread
Options
Replies
-
sammidelvecchio wrote: »People appreciate it when you correct their grammar and spelling.
I thought you had typed grammer. . .0 -
sammidelvecchio wrote: »You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!
I never thought of it like that! You are so right!3 -
Rather than saying what you feel, sighing loudly and often is often the polite thing to do. They’ll take a hint and for sure figure out why you’re in a pissy mood.2
-
sammidelvecchio wrote: »You should definitely still date him if he is married. Clearly he is a catch if he already found someone to marry him!
Also....trust him/her when they tell you “they’ll leave their significant other for you”. It really is just a matter of waiting for the “right” time!0 -
run your hand along her leg, against the grain, and make a disgusted face. don't say anything. her ego needs that gentle reminder sometimes without you having to say a word.5
-
When your wife is about 8/9 months pregnant she’d love to hear the words, “DAYUUUM, want some more fries with that shake? You’re freaking HUGE!”5
-
if both of you are still on facebook or instagram or whatever, take a candid picture of her without makeup and then upload it. tag all of her friends. caption it something like "Donkey! get out of mah swamp!!" she'll think its hilarious.6
-
Pull the mold off and enjoy1
-
-
Its Friday, go to the bar and get hammered on your lunch break, everyone needs to kick back for the weekend!3
-
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Its Friday, go to the bar and get hammered on your lunch break, everyone needs to kick back for the weekend!
Hey, let's not be greedy, pick up a case of something on the way back to share around the office!7 -
Date your boss. There won't be any resentment and jealousy from your coworkers and if you break up and have to quit your job...don't worry, your references going forward won't be affected.6
-
If you are ever being mugged at gunpoint, just remember:Out of 85 weapons seized:
24 are not loaded
2 are not loaded with the correct ammunition
9 are completely broken6 -
Don’t tell people if they have something on their face of if their zipper is open or anything like that. Under any circumstances. That would be embarrassing for them.1
-
Twerking is good exercise for the glutes.2
-
If your girlfriend says don't make a big fuss over my birthday, I don't want any gifts. Don't get her any, show her what a really good listener you are.3
-
if you're out driving around with your girl, and ya'll get into an argument, don't get mad and shout at her.
just stay calm. stay quiet. don't lose your cool.
just drive to the closest McDonalds, hit the drive thru, then order her a Happy Meal.
she'll calm right down.3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »if you're out driving around with your girl, and ya'll get into an argument, don't get mad and shout at her.
just stay calm. stay quiet. don't lose your cool.
just drive to the closest McDonalds, hit the drive thru, then order her a Happy Meal.
she'll calm right down.
this is the *bad* advice thread?
It's bad advice if they order you the apple slices instead of fries and take the toy5 -
if you're out driving around with your girl, and ya'll get into an argument, don't get mad and shout at her.
just stay calm. stay quiet. don't lose your cool.
just drive to the closest McDonalds, hit the drive thru, then order her a Happy Meal.
she'll calm right down.
This month they're bringing back a lotta the old prizes from the golden years of mcdonalds happy meals, so I think that would actually work well on anybody right now3 -
tell her about the bad dream you had where she left you, and how you woke up crying from it, because you love her so much.
she'll love hearing how sensitive you are.3
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.5K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 391 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 22 News and Announcements
- 923 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions