The Bad Advice Thread

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.

    😂
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    There are a million videos on how to cut your own bangs. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    Leave you Facebook logged in in my office nothing will happen to your profile
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-
    do you like him and want to "shoot your shot"?
    DO NOT say anything to him- just think about him instead!

    and if he doesn't respond? get mad at him!

    You read my handbook?
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If your crush doesn't want you break into their house and leave gifts on their pillow whilst they sleep, they will admire your persistence and soon come round.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Don't worry...

    Women are never just being nice... 😏

    But guys, we're always just being nice... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    You should try babysitting to earn extra money. It’s easy and kids are cute
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    😂... I freaking love this guy
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    There are billions of dollars in Nigeria they cannot get out of the country - look out for an e-mail asking for your help to get the money out, you could be a millionaire in weeks!!
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  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you put toothpaste on toast you can combine brushing your teeth with breakfast to save time.
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  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,833 Member
    Never ask before you pet a stranger's dog. Dog people are offended when you ask for permission. Go ahead -- play with the paws; dogs LOVE that.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Cut your own hair... If you *kitten* up your fade it's no matter... She'll think your adorably quirky and cute af 🤷🏽‍♂️
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  • kdbulger
    kdbulger Posts: 396 Member
    To see if your friends and family love you, definitely wait for them to call or message you. Playing distant will get you lots of attention.
  • ericatoday1
    ericatoday1 Posts: 53 Member
    Just grab her by the *kitten*.... She'll love it.... If you're famous
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂