We broke up because...
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Cried a lot and left snotty tissues everywhere.. ewww gross0
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Made fun of my hayfever.0
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She was always running a fever...I was skerred!
😬☢️😷
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She gave me fever when she kissed me.
Come back! 😢0 -
Because it was wrong on so many levels
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I like wrong... Get back here 😏1
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Commmmiiiing..
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She just left.. no note . Nothing0
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Tried to talk.. but omg.. she won't stop talking.. no chance to reply at all0
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We didn't, no matter how hard he tries to ditch me 1
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She fell in a ditch and never came out.0
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I said she bewitched me and she thought I said she was a b&$”@ to me. She stormed off.1
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She was always trying to wiggle her nose like a 60s tv character but it just looked like she’d inhaled a fly. 😳0
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Didn’t like my appetizer choices.0
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Her appetizer choice was worms on toast 🤢🤮 I got out of there asap0
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She wanted me to eat Vegemite 🤢0
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Didn't appreciate my culinary expertise0
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Would never cook for me! 😞0
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Expected me to cook all the time0
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Didn’t appreciate me0
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Appreciated me too much. Look, the crawling at my feet isnt necessary, get up for *kitten* sake0
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He kept kissing my feet.. was tired of drool on em 0
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She'd come to bed with slimy feet 😖0
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Inspected me for hangnails nightly before I could crawl into her 1500 thread count sheets0
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Kept borrowing my clothes without asking.0
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Hummed show tunes in her sleep1
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Guys in body bags.. 😳0
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He asked me to look at his Barbecue then chained me to it. 👩🍳0
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