The iMago Relationship Advice thread
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »
Sexy inexplicable melancholy is my every day look.
Then maybe you're better-equipped to answer this question: is sexy inexplicable melancholy wearing pants at all or just boots with all that business going on up-top?
Definitely breaking indecency laws.2 -
Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗4
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now8 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik5 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik
It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique3 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
I'm on it! 😇3 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik
It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique
Wait what
i thought it was-
So these aren’t hot dog recipes then 😑3 -
@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
eta: also his girlfriend lives here too and she’s a real *kitten* like once she even puked on my bed and left it for me to clean up4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that6 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?2 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.
also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.
also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.
never forget tho, the cat ate his face and there was still binkies in his kibble bowl3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.
also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.
and a goose would kill a man for fun so2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.
also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.
😳 you're evil3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that
no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”
anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
yes but the face eating thing is a true story
well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.
also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.
eeeewww...now ill never sleep normally2 -
@iMago my kitchen knives are terribly dull, they wont even cut a nylon strap without sawing it back & forth and it just kills the mood entirely. what do u suggest?5
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