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The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    edited September 2020
    Something-something potato
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,293 Member
    Go ahead and grab that flat screen tv from the curb that somebody is dumb enough to throw away. There’s a 99% chance it still works great and they were just wanting a fresh new one.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    If he really likes you, he'll tell you. Dont approach him about it because that would be too forward and a turn off!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Something-something potato

    I tried this! Great until the second something
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Something-something potato

    I tried this! Great until the second something

    It's easy to over-something :/
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    If it itches, then scratch it. And keep scratching until it bleeds... Then wait a while and scratch it again. Get rid of that itch once and for all!! :#
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    If it burns, just drink more water... It will dilute. Eventually. Maybe.
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    If it burns, switch to a top shelf brand. Wait, is that good advice?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,293 Member
    If IT burns never ever see a dr. It’s a ploy. He’s working for the pharmaceutical companies and it’s not gonna help. Essential oils. I recommend essential oils. And honey.
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    I have always believed honey is the essential part of a bee conspiracy to eventually poison humankind and take over the world. Drink the Kool-aid!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    laugh in her face during an argument

    Then blow her a kiss and wink at her
    ...100% argument will be over and you'll have won - she'll def give in to this adorable gesture
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,129 Member
    If she/he uses frequently a word or expression, recite slowly 4-8 synonyms for it, while ticking them off on your fingers.
    Bonus points for doing it in bad traffic , or in the middle of an argument.
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she tries to steal one of your shirts just tell her "no you'll stretch the neck hole out"

    u monster

    Wait, that’s not a compliment? Like, I just meant that your so smart and have a huge brain so it’s only natural that you have a a huge gourd to hold it.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    laugh in her face during an argument

    Then blow her a kiss and wink at her
    ...100% argument will be over and you'll have won - she'll def give in to this adorable gesture

    the old 😘 😉 combo
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she texts that long angry paragraph to you because you did something wrong,
    make sure to pick out the most insignificant part of it to dispute.
  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
    Just take a chance. It's probably only a fart.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,293 Member
    It’s never too early to start thinking of spring/summer gift giving. This makes a perfect Mother’s Day, birthday gift. “Just because”. But you have to plan ahead a little when you do a remodel etc. so I’m putting it out there now. I can’t speak for men but women LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sort of thing.
    s8s1ydditcg0.jpeg

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    It’s never too early to start thinking of spring/summer gift giving. This makes a perfect Mother’s Day, birthday gift. “Just because”. But you have to plan ahead a little when you do a remodel etc. so I’m putting it out there now. I can’t speak for men but women LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sort of thing.
    s8s1ydditcg0.jpeg


    When were you in my yard? 🤔
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    buy her these
    pyuec00ld61g.jpg
  • B_Plus_Effort
    B_Plus_Effort Posts: 311 Member
    eat three square meals a day
  • B_Plus_Effort
    B_Plus_Effort Posts: 311 Member
    edited October 2020
    All guys want to stay in the Friend Zone forever!
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
    pyuec00ld61g.jpg

    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
    pyuec00ld61g.jpg

    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/internet/iot-security-risks-drones-vibrators-iot-devices-kids-toys-vulnerable-to-hacking
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
    pyuec00ld61g.jpg

    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/internet/iot-security-risks-drones-vibrators-iot-devices-kids-toys-vulnerable-to-hacking

    can u imagine someone hacking into a vibrator app that is some chaotic *kitten* lmao

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