The Bad Advice Thread

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    If he says your face is not in the frame, believe him
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,216 Member
    Be a total DB to the people who truly care about you. It makes total sense.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Be a total DB to the people who truly care about you. It makes total sense.

    {hugs}
  • Jennliftsandspins
    Jennliftsandspins Posts: 151 Member
    Tell her to relax and calm down.
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,919 Member
    When you're stressed out, just play the knife stabbing hand game.

    Cue at 1:00
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  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    You should just buy both.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    JustSomeJD wrote: »
    You should just buy both.

    WTH's wrong with that advice, sounds good to me. :)
  • 7rainbow
    7rainbow Posts: 161 Member
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    7rainbow wrote: »
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.

    Just pure lard or did you add sugar to this? 🤔
  • iFartMagic
    iFartMagic Posts: 21 Member
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Feeling lonely? Stop paying your bills. You’ll get a lot of calls and mail.
  • PAPYRUS3
    PAPYRUS3 Posts: 13,259 Member
    iFartMagic wrote: »
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.

    Also, a great fix for setting eyebrows too.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    text her "good morning bountiful!" instead
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.

    😂... Glad to see you back Dude 👍🏼

  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,428 Member
    BraydanTaffy wrote: »
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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    With me it is, when you're out, you're OUT!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.

    I really want to try this now, not buy them drinks but just for fun....
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,428 Member
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