The Bad Advice Thread

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  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you wanna be her lover, first you gotta get with her friends; then it'll last forever, because friendship never ends
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    I am shooketh
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    ask her if she's mad at you
  • scratchmyTwitch
    scratchmyTwitch Posts: 218 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know
  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
    When you lose electricity from a snowstorm.
    Put your generator inside your house .
  • BrettWithPKU
    BrettWithPKU Posts: 575 Member
    Miz_Owl wrote: »
    When you lose electricity from a snowstorm.
    Put your generator inside your house .

    And make sure to leave your main breaker CLOSED. Your neighbors deserve backup power every bit as much as you do.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know

    so you're saying it's okay to ask her often then
  • scratchmyTwitch
    scratchmyTwitch Posts: 218 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know

    so you're saying it's okay to ask her often then

    you’re difficult 😁❤️
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    go out drinking with your girls on Friday night and then send him taylor swift songs even though you haven't spoken in weeks
  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    When working with electricity never turn off breakers and do not wear gloves. When possible lick your fingers prior to touching wires
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Diet foods will help you lose weight.
    Use a detox when you want to reset your body.
    You can outexercise everything.

    It you were actually 'toxed' you would croak within a few days. It would mean your liver and kidneys are shutting down. There is no detox in the world that can fix it when things go sideways with your internal organs. There is no such thing as a food reset. When you are done with the imaginary food reset you will be right back where you started especially if you fall right back into your old eating patterns. Both are useless.
  • JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS
    JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS Posts: 93 Member
    Get married
  • JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS
    JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS Posts: 93 Member
    Don’t wash your hands before leaving the restroom unless you actually peed on them
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    why do you need to get her a gift for xmas when she's already got you?

    let 👏 her 👏 know 👏 your 👏 worth 👏 kings
  • Drex_617
    Drex_617 Posts: 153 Member
    Come out to the coast.. have a few laughs..
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Anything that follows, "If it were me, I'd..."
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    call her "ma'am"
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    If it were me I'd break up with me
  • JJoyystick79
    JJoyystick79 Posts: 27 Member
    You should totally turn down the opportunity to show that super hot chick how to drive a stick...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    If he says your face is not in the frame, believe him
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Be a total DB to the people who truly care about you. It makes total sense.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Be a total DB to the people who truly care about you. It makes total sense.

    {hugs}
  • Jennliftsandspins
    Jennliftsandspins Posts: 151 Member
    Tell her to relax and calm down.
  • Miss_Chiev0us_
    Miss_Chiev0us_ Posts: 2,208 Member
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,978 Member
    When you're stressed out, just play the knife stabbing hand game.

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    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    You should just buy both.

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