We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    Speaking of which..


    🤪
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,480 Member
    I stole a pizza from him...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was never home.. work, work, work 😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I wanted to retire, however She wanted to be treated like a Queen, must think money grows on trees 🙄
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She would make a mess and I was not happy
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    She burned me during cooking class
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    He was mad I hid his weights.
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    He was mad I hid his weights.

    She’s not telling the whole story. She hid them at her ex boyfriends house. Then got back with him.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    He couldn't stand the idea of
    He was mad I hid his weights.

    She’s not telling the whole story. She hid them at her ex boyfriends house. Then got back with him.

    He couldn't stand the idea of my ex bf using or touching his weights.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She never shared anything 😔
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2022
    For Halloween she insisted on both of us wearing one costume, a horse costume. Then, she wanted ME to be the rear end.😤🙅‍♀️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always making an Arssse of herself! 😋💖
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She was never around and I missed her humor so, I had to start talking to myself.
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    I didn’t have an ice-skating rink right outside of my house.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,706 Member
    The lack of skating rink was the last straw
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate the lack of ice in my area. 😢
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was as cold as ice a willing to sacrifice our love!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was too hot for me 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her heart belonged to another 😔
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He had a thing against lying! I don’t know why that meant so much to him?🙄 It was just a few tiny, little lies. Simple lies.🤷‍♀️
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    @Ironwoman1111 and I had a misunderstanding. She thought I said I didn't like lies when in reality I said it was limes.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    I took his sunglasses off and he drove into the drive up window @Wendys.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    @slimgirljo15 couldn't love me as much as she loves her coffee and cuddles.

    But I said I loved those things with you 🤗☕


    She was too cultured for me.. Im a bit of a feral 😔😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She wasn’t feral enough for me ☹️

    Hey, I bite, I scratch.. what more do you want 😔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I had a hard time explaining the bites and scratches 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2022
    Never enough bites and scratches.
    🗣I said more, harder!👹🤣🤭
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her insatiable appetite for excitement got me two years inside on assault charges. 🥺
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Because she got caught having the breakfast special! Krystle TOLD ME she saw her making out at Denny’s with the guy who works at QuikTrip.