HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    is this entire post a joke?

    What do YOU think?
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.

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  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
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    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    but, but, but......I don't WANT a tumor :sad:

    If I drink enough water, will that flush it out???
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.

    It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.

    Just put some Windex on it. It'll go away in a week.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.
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  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
  • shellyc7182
    shellyc7182 Posts: 261 Member
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    ^^Love this

    ^^ Welcome to the minority here that gets the reference...
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
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  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 461 Member
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    One word two syllables Re-gift!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
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    Those don't have enough chemicals in them to be considered donuts.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    Well, I was thinking that if they were REALLY good at throwing the tantrum, maybe give them the pizza, the donut AND the sucker.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    is this entire post a joke?
    Of course not...

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  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
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    Rampant, I say! Rampant!

    I was laughing enough before I saw this, but oh this is too funny, can't believe it's like 2 different threads going on in here, and I can't believe how many people are in the serious thread camp!
  • FreshStart89
    FreshStart89 Posts: 297 Member
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    RE-GIFT!!!! DUUHHHHH
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    ...serious thread camp!
    Ha! Great way to put it!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    I just wanna thank the OP, because this thread has been very verry instructional. :bigsmile:

    I have to go edit my friends list now........:laugh:
  • Suzanne106
    Suzanne106 Posts: 149 Member
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    I think you have issues and are way over thinking this. Go and enjoy a meal and don't worry about it.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    ...serious thread camp!
    Ha! Great way to put it!
    Is "serious thread camp" anything like "band camp"?
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  • debstanley4
    debstanley4 Posts: 208 Member
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    Couldn't you just save up some of your cal's for the day and take your kids as a treat. Just don't take any home.

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