HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    is this entire post a joke?

    What do YOU think?
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.

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  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    but, but, but......I don't WANT a tumor :sad:

    If I drink enough water, will that flush it out???
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.

    It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.

    Just put some Windex on it. It'll go away in a week.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.
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  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
  • shellyc7182
    shellyc7182 Posts: 261 Member
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    ^^Love this

    ^^ Welcome to the minority here that gets the reference...
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
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  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    One word two syllables Re-gift!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.

    No, no, no!! You only feed it to the children if you're shopping while they are throwing a tantrum....

    But only if they want pizza. What if they want a donut?
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    Those don't have enough chemicals in them to be considered donuts.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    Well, I was thinking that if they were REALLY good at throwing the tantrum, maybe give them the pizza, the donut AND the sucker.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    is this entire post a joke?
    Of course not...

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  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
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    Rampant, I say! Rampant!

    I was laughing enough before I saw this, but oh this is too funny, can't believe it's like 2 different threads going on in here, and I can't believe how many people are in the serious thread camp!
  • FreshStart89
    FreshStart89 Posts: 297 Member
    RE-GIFT!!!! DUUHHHHH
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    ...serious thread camp!
    Ha! Great way to put it!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I just wanna thank the OP, because this thread has been very verry instructional. :bigsmile:

    I have to go edit my friends list now........:laugh:
  • Suzanne106
    Suzanne106 Posts: 149 Member
    I think you have issues and are way over thinking this. Go and enjoy a meal and don't worry about it.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    ...serious thread camp!
    Ha! Great way to put it!
    Is "serious thread camp" anything like "band camp"?
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  • debstanley4
    debstanley4 Posts: 208 Member
    Couldn't you just save up some of your cal's for the day and take your kids as a treat. Just don't take any home.
  • JustLindaLou
    JustLindaLou Posts: 376 Member
    I was gonna say, hey they have salads at CPK.... NVM.... they have as many if not more calories than the pizzas!!!
    Could be subtle (or not so sublte) sabotage, or just plain not thinkin'...
    Regift!!
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    ...serious thread camp!
    Ha! Great way to put it!
    Is "serious thread camp" anything like "band camp"?
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    Nah. Band camp is fun. Serious thread camp is like math camp. Or military school.
  • keishawilkins
    keishawilkins Posts: 1 Member
    Get a salad...they have plenty on the menu!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Barter it up until you get a house (a guy did this starting with only a red paper clip):bigsmile:
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    *copies/pastes thread and places it in "legendary" thread collection thread.

    I'm not even a little bit surprised.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Couldn't you just save up some of your cal's for the day and take your kids as a treat. Just don't take any home.
    But if a hobo finds the leftovers later, I would be an accomplice to his death from the processed food!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    *copies/pastes thread and places it in "legendary" thread collection thread.

    I'm not even a little bit surprised.
    Mwah!
  • Fit4Kateri
    Fit4Kateri Posts: 81 Member
    My crazy boss made me work too much today so I haven't read all the posts, so in case it was missed. If you do select exercises before and after eating the pizza it will all even out.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Be gracious and give it to someone who needs it.
    By the way, at CPK, you can get the Thai Chiceken Pizza without cheese and its good and good for you.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    My crazy boss made me work too much today so I haven't read all the posts, so in case it was missed. If you do select exercises before and after eating the pizza it will all even out.


    bwahahahaha

    fantastic edit
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