HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • MummyHungry
    MummyHungry Posts: 82 Member
    There's nothing quite so awesome as joining a new community and finding that one forum thread that tells me everything I need to know about the environment I've just stepped into. It's like the Rosetta stone for faqs and angst. ^_^
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    My crazy boss made me work too much today so I haven't read all the posts, so in case it was missed. If you do select exercises before and after eating the pizza it will all even out.

    Thank goodness for that edit.
  • KimmieBrie
    KimmieBrie Posts: 825 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    C) She wants you.... and your pizza too!
  • Helice
    Helice Posts: 1,075 Member
    Give it to someone else.
    Then it just looks like your generous..
  • Fit4Kateri
    Fit4Kateri Posts: 81 Member
    My crazy boss made me work too much today so I haven't read all the posts, so in case it was missed. If you do select exercises before and after eating the pizza it will all even out.


    bwahahahaha

    fantastic edit

    I adjust well when informed. Thank you! :bigsmile:
  • metisgirl
    metisgirl Posts: 86 Member
    i would give it to a family that could really use it...Or---I would give it to a homeless person on the streets....
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    I'd re-gift it to someone who doesn't know him/her. :smile:
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!

    just remembered I have a California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizza in the freezer...mmmm....
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    And the serious camp marches on...
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'd re-gift it to someone who doesn't know him/her. :smile:

    Because, of course, she would be able to recognize that gift card as being the one she gave to him specifically. :flowerforyou:
  • beckyinma
    beckyinma Posts: 1,433 Member
    omfg
  • ALH1981
    ALH1981 Posts: 538 Member
    re gift it to someone who likes (or can eat) pizza! everyone wins
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    And the serious camp marches on...

    Yeah, where's that "first you were like :-( and then you were like :-)" guy? I need one just the opposite...first I was like :-D, and now I'm just saddened at the lack of critical thought abundant in the masses.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Epic! Truly epic Notworthy.gif
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    She's a masochist. She wants you to take her to dinner at California Pizza Kitchen so you can berate her for poor food choices. And then spray windex on her.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    And the serious camp marches on...

    Yeah, where's that "first you were like :-( and then you were like :-)" guy? I need one just the opposite...first I was like :-D, and now I'm just saddened at the lack of critical thought abundant in the masses.
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  • DKBelle
    DKBelle Posts: 585
    Give it away :) We got Wendy's and will give it away :))
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
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    ^^^ This is awesome and this thread is legendary!!!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    And the serious camp marches on...

    Yeah, where's that "first you were like :-( and then you were like :-)" guy? I need one just the opposite...first I was like :-D, and now I'm just saddened at the lack of critical thought abundant in the masses.

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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Thank you Killa and Thomas...I needed both of those!
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    Apparently the "serious thread camp" folks neglected to notice the particular message board in which this was posted :laugh:

    This was a much more awesome thread to read than the one earlier about the obese children that quickly fell apart into whose parenting is better than whose...from reading the comments, I see a lot of you read the same stuff I did :grumble:

    And now...I'm gonna go eat my California Pizza Kitchen pizza and enjoy it very much!

    PS I :heart: you guys...this was the best thing I've read all day!
  • Natasha289
    Natasha289 Posts: 7
    Ooh, my ex-husband did something similar and I felt the same way. Pay it forward. Give the gift cards to someone else who can enjoy them. You are on a mission. Years ago when I first started trying to exercise, my husband got mad and kept bringing home cakes, pies, and other things. I finally left him.
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    And the serious camp marches on...

    Yeah, where's that "first you were like :-( and then you were like :-)" guy? I need one just the opposite...first I was like :-D, and now I'm just saddened at the lack of critical thought abundant in the masses.

    ec77d9f5-fb71-4db6-8090-29b5b56d290e.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    Re-gift it.
  • bh12058
    bh12058 Posts: 18 Member
    California Pizza Kitchen has great salads!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!

    Buy the pizza and give it to somebody else's kid who is already obese, their parents won't mind at all. Everybody wins.
  • amh83
    amh83 Posts: 15
    This is hilarious.
  • shawn_chas102304
    shawn_chas102304 Posts: 27
    Maybe I don't know a back story to this, but it's just pizza... everything in moderation is my view!
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    There's nothing quite so awesome as joining a new community and finding that one forum thread that tells me everything I need to know about the environment I've just stepped into. It's like the Rosetta stone for faqs and angst. ^_^
    Threads like this should be pinned in their own sub-forum.

    Reread it in a month and no doubt you'll find it even more amusing...
  • kikiboniki
    kikiboniki Posts: 398 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    honestly, cpk has some of the greatest salads ever. Go for the salad!! they have a really good one with roasted vegetables.
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