Do you fart at the gym?
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this is why i prefer going in the early morning. most of us in there are doing cardio fasting. and there is not really any farting.
went last night however... :sick:0 -
Yes... pretty much every time I'm walking or running on the treadmill... it's rather uncontrollable and very uncomfortable to try to run when it's built up there. LOL
tis better to fart and bare the shame, than hold it back and bare the pain.0 -
Totally knew it was a guy asking this...
BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart.
TRUTH! haahaaa
My BFF and I were the only ones in the gym one night... Both doing treadmill jogging. I farted thinking it wasn`t too bad... Man.... those machines whip that smell around but good. Smelled like something died. haahaa I nearly fell off the treadmill I was laughing so hard. lol0 -
"crop dusting" when the opportunity strikes..... but I will never figure out how when you do that, walk 100 ft and stop, the smell catches up with you full force.......
The key to a successful crop dusting is timing. Many have the misconception that the distribution of the smell commences the second the fart is complete, this isn't true. It takes at least 5 seconds with a pant leg shake before the smell even begins to permeate the area. So the key is to wait about 5 seconds after the fart, just about the time that the heat in you pants starts to subside, then commence said dusting.
Hope this helps.0 -
This is by far, the FUNNIEST post I think I hv seen on MFP!!!!!!!!!!! IM LAFFIN SO FREGGIN HARD@YALL!!!! I fart any/everywhere, when it comes, it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:0
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Like a BOSS.
It's how I get even with people for not cleaning the machines or re-racking the plates.
"I see you were too lazy to put back those 45s... feel my wrath!"0 -
soooooooo glad its not just me!!!! im turning 39 and thought it was old age catching up to me!!!lol0
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Hilarious post!! And to answer the question. No, I don't fart at the gym. Ya see, the thing is...I don't go to the gym. I work out at home. The anwer to the next obvious question is yes!0
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I'll just say...
there has been days... :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Too funny! I do my workouts at home, but I'm thinking I should join a gym so I can fart on people!0
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Only when people next to me are breathing really heavy from working out. Then, I *kitten*-blast them with a mad case of anal air to inhale. It's fun watching them cough.0
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Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:
<----guilty, lol0 -
LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Totally knew it was a guy asking this...
BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart.
...next you're going to tell me that girls don't poop either, huh?
Because that's just crazy....I read a book just today that says otherwise.
"Everybody Poops!" A rather informative book, really. I suggest you all go out and read it now--right now.0 -
one time this guy requested that one of the tv's be turned to the food network.
i got on the elliptical directly in front of his treadmill... my revenge was served hot that night.0 -
Totally knew it was a guy asking this...
BECAUSE all of us know girls do not fart.
hahahahahahahahahaha!! Love it0 -
Farting in the supermarket is better, move down to the end of the aisle & watch the other shopper's faces :laugh: :devil:
*LMAO* I do this all the time, in fact. If I'm with my sister, it's usually accompanied with a "we need to move, now".0 -
Hahaha,a silent Pilates class, actually. I couldn't stop laughing, I had to leave haha0
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i can say honestly that i have never farted in the gym.... but i am however guilty of the deadly walmart freezer isle fart...lol
my friend and i were walking down the isle and our arms smacked together and i said ahhhhhh the sound of two fat ppl smacking together and of course that prompted extreme laughter and i couldnt hold...im very prissy so i try to never let anyone hear me so it was the first time she had heard me fart...she laughed til she cried...and then proceeded to call everyone we new to let them now i had farted...lol0
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