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If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?
BarefootBrendan
Posts: 58
I'll start with the classic,.
"Ouch! Get off me fat boy"
"Ouch! Get off me fat boy"
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mine would say "could one of you please get off me"0
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mine would say "could one of you please get off me"
Haha I was gonna say "one at a time!"0 -
Oh Lordee ... weren't you here about an hour ago?0
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"you AGAIN???"0
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Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!0
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Eeeek! What happened girl?!0
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Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
This.
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I was going to say "I can see straight up your skirt"Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
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I know we will be friends.....some day!0
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Could you clean up your language please?0
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Already some very funny ones. Well done everyone!0
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You're such a glutton for punishment.0
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Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!0
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Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!
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Go on...be a good girl and wear a skirt today!
hehe
mine would say "please put some clothes on.... ANYTHING!!!" (i am an after-shower kind of weigh-er)0 -
mine would say-
your underwear weighs 11oz, you can leave them on0 -
Don't you EVER wear clothes??
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"The same weight yet again? I'm bored. Need some action!"0
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hhaha nice!mine would say-
your underwear weighs 11oz, you can leave them on0 -
I am sure I am broken now, thanks0
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Why don't you hop off and then hop back on again...Maybe it will be drastically lower"0
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"one at a time please"0
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LOOK AT YOUR LIFE
LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
*snaps*0 -
mine would say-
maybe we should see other people. Its not you, its me0 -
"Don't you own underwear?"0
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"I suggest a 2nd opinion!" lol :laugh:0
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mine would say, "please, please, leave your clothes on this time..." lol0
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Are you sure you want to know?0
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"Maybe you're retaining fat"0
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