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If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • lilyjaney2
    lilyjaney2 Posts: 17
    Every week, GIVE ME A BREAK! :P
  • sizzlinoverthefat
    sizzlinoverthefat Posts: 136 Member
    GET OFF!!:explode: YOU WEIGH TO MUCH!!:cry:
  • sarallong
    sarallong Posts: 74 Member
    You are looking better everyday!! :flowerforyou:
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    "Nice view from down here"



    :wink:

    (Say whatever you want....a year ago my scale wouldn't have even said anything. It would've saw me and threw up! lol I have some confidence back!)
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    You turn me on day after day only to leave me hanging when you have finished with me!! I feel so used!!
  • mrsred79
    mrsred79 Posts: 79
    " How 'bout today I stand on you and call you a f#*@!% *****"

    LOL!! This!!
  • Coach_Simon
    Coach_Simon Posts: 254 Member
    Get off of me, fat *kitten*, I can't breathe!
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    "look, it's a number, not an opinion. stop hating"
  • piinchi
    piinchi Posts: 172 Member
    Mine is probably saying "get me out of this basement closet! I am a high-technology device that measures your weight and body fat percentage, just because you don't like what I have to say doesn't mean I have to be put in the basement jail!"

    Yeah, I locked it up for a while. Was becoming too much of a drain my mental health. I'm measuring other progress marks instead, but it makes me laugh sometimes thinking of my scale all pissed off in the basement somewhere.
  • _GlaDOS_
    _GlaDOS_ Posts: 1,520 Member
    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."
  • bookworm_1213
    bookworm_1213 Posts: 18 Member
    Mine would say: Please leave me alone already. I know your losing weight but you still hurt me every week. :)

    (But hopefully hurt it a little less every week)
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."


    :love: :love: :laugh: :laugh: :heart: :heart:
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
    Dude, any heavier and I'm gonna blow a spring, I swear....
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Where you been?

    I usually weigh in on the weekends, but on a three week business trip.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    Mine would be "Hey get the hell out of me, I'm sick and tired of your face and of your smelly feet"
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
    Mine would say, "Pay no attention to me. I'm a lying b!tch."

    That's GENIUS!
  • crissy170
    crissy170 Posts: 31 Member
    what? did i stutter?
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    what? did i stutter?


    haha....i sometimes weigh, step off and step on like it will change....this is genius lol
  • danielnoble
    danielnoble Posts: 27
    your feet stink!!!
  • peachied
    peachied Posts: 117 Member
    "Whenever I'm up, you're down. Whenever I'm down, you're up. Why can't we ever be on the same page?!"
  • mred93
    mred93 Posts: 100
    I guess there's safety in NUMBERS!!
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    These are awesome!

    mine would say, "You really are a redhead!"
  • awadm
    awadm Posts: 252
    you really need to stop weighing yourself every 5 minutes...I swear I'm accurate.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    "Damn, your feet stink..."

    with all the women talking about skirts and underwear, I wanted to die and be reincarnated as a scale. your post sir, brought me back to earth.

    :wink:

    Yeah, reality sucks. Or in this case, stinks.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    either that or

    "You too big! Why you no eat vegetable?"
  • ballerina454
    ballerina454 Posts: 73 Member
    "Can you please make up your mind??!! One month you are doing great losing weight and the next you gain it back! Make up your friggen mind!!!!"
  • misscaligreen
    misscaligreen Posts: 819 Member
    "stay the course"
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Don't you EVER wear clothes?? ;)

    HAHA!!! Mine would probably say that too!!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    it would say "oh you think the absence of shoes will help you?" then it laughs evilly
  • mego07
    mego07 Posts: 234 Member
    "i've never been to london. i've never been to france, but i can see your underpants!"
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