If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • mred93
    mred93 Posts: 100
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    I guess there's safety in NUMBERS!!
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
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    These are awesome!

    mine would say, "You really are a redhead!"
  • awadm
    awadm Posts: 252
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    you really need to stop weighing yourself every 5 minutes...I swear I'm accurate.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    "Damn, your feet stink..."

    with all the women talking about skirts and underwear, I wanted to die and be reincarnated as a scale. your post sir, brought me back to earth.

    :wink:

    Yeah, reality sucks. Or in this case, stinks.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    either that or

    "You too big! Why you no eat vegetable?"
  • ballerina454
    ballerina454 Posts: 73 Member
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    "Can you please make up your mind??!! One month you are doing great losing weight and the next you gain it back! Make up your friggen mind!!!!"
  • misscaligreen
    misscaligreen Posts: 819 Member
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    "stay the course"
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
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    Don't you EVER wear clothes?? ;)

    HAHA!!! Mine would probably say that too!!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
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    it would say "oh you think the absence of shoes will help you?" then it laughs evilly
  • mego07
    mego07 Posts: 234 Member
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    "i've never been to london. i've never been to france, but i can see your underpants!"
  • Hayesgang
    Hayesgang Posts: 624
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    Great job - I'm proud of you!!

    Now put me away until next month.
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
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    Mine would say, "Okay, the numbers will come down eventually, but the word for YOU today is.......ped-i-cure....seriously." :frown:
  • ccnjc4e
    ccnjc4e Posts: 142 Member
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    Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!

    This made me LOL for real and my hubby is like, wtf. Do I wanna know?
  • YennaBean
    YennaBean Posts: 77 Member
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    "Quit bi***in".
  • Determined523
    Determined523 Posts: 49
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    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
  • brittanyla077
    brittanyla077 Posts: 79 Member
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    " I'm not moving ha-haha-haha"
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
    and now I want a cheese burger :frown:
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
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    "It ain't my fault!":angry:
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 761 Member
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    Jeezus, ****... lose some weight! I can't hold you anymore!
  • xyril
    xyril Posts: 80 Member
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    Mine would say "I can't breath..uuughh!"

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